As I’m often wont to point out, the hemlock that Socrates was obliged to drink was all-natural, organically grown, free-range, low sodium, and trans-fat-, artificial color & flavor-, GMO-, HFCS- and gluten-free. Killed him anyway…
Reminds me of a “Little Johnny” tale… Science teacher has two glasses, one filled with water, the other with vodka. She puts a worm in each glass. The worm in the water just swims around, enjoying life, while the worm in the vodka quickly curls up and dies. Teacher asks, “What have we learned?” Little Johnny shouts, “If you drink vodka, you won’t have worms!”
A Maine school is celebrating the 40th anniversary of a Twinkie snack cake that … unofficially known as the “World’s Oldest Twinkie” Still no sign of decomposition. No more unhealthy than it ever was!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 7 years ago
And Susie doesn’t even know what she has for lunch.
jpayne4040 about 7 years ago
It’s all a ploy to skip straight to the Twinkies!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago
He should go hang out with RJ the raccoon Over the Hedge.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago
This begs the question: Why does she sit with him?
lucky444 about 7 years ago
Nice suitcase for a lunch, Susie.
Alexander the Good Enough about 7 years ago
As I’m often wont to point out, the hemlock that Socrates was obliged to drink was all-natural, organically grown, free-range, low sodium, and trans-fat-, artificial color & flavor-, GMO-, HFCS- and gluten-free. Killed him anyway…
cubswin2016 about 7 years ago
Why does Susie keep sitting next to that nutball?
IndyMan about 7 years ago
Because she is late getting to the lunchroom and all the ‘good’ seats are taken ! ! !
sandpiper about 7 years ago
I’m with Calvin – Twinkies were the best part of bag lunches
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago
My father eats Headcheese. I don’t even want to know what it is!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
Reminds me of a “Little Johnny” tale… Science teacher has two glasses, one filled with water, the other with vodka. She puts a worm in each glass. The worm in the water just swims around, enjoying life, while the worm in the vodka quickly curls up and dies. Teacher asks, “What have we learned?” Little Johnny shouts, “If you drink vodka, you won’t have worms!”
BiggerNate91 about 7 years ago
The ironic future: http://www.pantsareoverrated.com/archive/2011/05/12/hobbes-and-bacon-002/
magicwalnut about 7 years ago
Amen to that, Susie!
Luanaphile about 7 years ago
A Maine school is celebrating the 40th anniversary of a Twinkie snack cake that … unofficially known as the “World’s Oldest Twinkie” Still no sign of decomposition. No more unhealthy than it ever was!
kab buch about 7 years ago
I know makes the story of Calvin his mind thinks, ruining lunch for Susie.
oldsmkysyvr about 7 years ago
It’s some of that pink bologna meat with little white dots, looks like they ground up a Q-Tip in it…… or so said Roseanne Rosanna Danna.
jrankin1959 about 7 years ago
The thing is, he’s right…
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 7 years ago
Twinkies saved the world. They were all that was left after a Y2K Nuclear holocaust. (According to Family Guy)
Number Three about 7 years ago
Processed meat sounds like it’s full of rubbish.
Hence the word “Processed”
Hope American schools aren’t really like this.
xxx
alondra about 7 years ago
“Lunchroom lady, can I PLEASE move my seat? Calvin’s being gross again!”
A Hip loving Canadian... about 7 years ago
Hmm, and we wonder why there’s an obesity problem in North America… sigh.
dl11898 about 7 years ago
Has he, by any chance, read the ingredient list for Twinkies?