Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 12, 2017

Hey, that’s cultural appropriation!

(Let the complaining begin.)

Look at Calvin panting in the last panel. It seems he got his daily exercise.

What Calvin won’t do for a snow day!

A rain dance won’t work when you want snow, Calvin. You have to dance the way snow wants!

Just drop by south central Michigan right now – we’ll give ya some!

BUT KEEP TRYING!!

Of course not, all the snow is in Europe today.

Calvin, you need to dance in your snowsuit if you want snow.

Ya gotta use the Manly approach, Cal: get drunk and curse!

Even snowdance will not help!!

I think it worked Calvin, it took 20 years and was a bit off target, but I think you dumped it all on top of us over here :-)

When I joined Boy Scouts, on every campout my Patrol Leader would 1) set up his tent, and 2) do his dance.

On every campout he did so, with but one exception, we got rain or snow; not always a lot, but always some.

Calvin got MOVES

Is that a dance or do you have to go to the bathroom?

Calvin needs to channel his inner Heikki Lunta (Yooper god of snow).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI3wcFiUcko

Butterfly effect, Calvin. You dance wherever you are, and it snows in Quebec City.

Shoulda studied for that test

Good comments, all, but will someone explain “Riverdance” to me?

We also need rain too dry. I am not a farmer and they want snow for crops.

That two foot stomp in #5 means it’s a “Happy Dance” not a snow dance.

Everyone knows it’s stomp, step, stomp, step, pivot step, pivot step, jazz hands!

Calvin will be jealous of this. We’ve had snow here in England. But it’s all gone now. There is nothing but thick frost.

xxx

It would’ve been easier to just do your homework!

All that motion doesn’t have any effect, Calvin, without the burning sage and the tom-tom.

You can have all the snow you want from our storm yesterday, Calvin. Personally, I’m counting down until spring and summer again …

I think Calvin’s problem is that he’s doing his snow dance inside. How can you expect the sky gods to respond if they can’t see you?

Those moves would be good for getting into snow pants…