Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2017

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    LINK_O_NEAL  about 7 years ago

    Just one?

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    Details, dammit, details! Bud, Coors, or Pabst?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Black Butte Porter.

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    wcorvi  about 7 years ago

    The professor’s equation is nonsense. Rat’s makes complete sense.

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    onespiceybbw  about 7 years ago

    Busch.

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    onespiceybbw  about 7 years ago

    Busch.

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    onespiceybbw  about 7 years ago

    Busch.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’ll drink to that.

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    chris_weaver  about 7 years ago

    Either equation calculates to 42.

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    alikgator  about 7 years ago

    …if not, repeat steps one and two until the result is :-).

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 7 years ago

    Yes, for those with Simple Minds.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Move over Michio Kaku. Rat has found the One-inch Equation!

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    mjb515  about 7 years ago

    Invalid, unless “smiley face” equals “42”.

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    whiteheron  about 7 years ago

    Rat has it figured out.

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    DiminishedFirst  about 7 years ago

    Rat’s equation also applies to the after life, because as we all know, in heaven there is no beer.

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    Qiset  about 7 years ago

    It’s a ruse. Godel’s theorem make such a quest impossible.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 7 years ago

    Does anyone know if that’s a legitimate equation? And if so, for what?

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Stephen, hope you are doing OK in the fires. My sister was evacuated.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Cervisiamophiles who enjoyed today’s PB4S absolutely have to read today’s “Ripley’s” cartoon!

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    ghkimac Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Substitute “Moxie” for beer and I’m on board with rat.

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    Plods with ...™  about 7 years ago

    Works for me.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Me + alcohol=simplest version.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 7 years ago

    Maybe Rat + beer + beer + beer + … = barf + hangover + :(

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    JudyAz  about 7 years ago

    Left out the closing brace in the equation

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    Masterskrain  about 7 years ago

    Remember; 6X9=42. Or it does according to Arthur’s Scrabble set…

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    Brick Tricks Webcomics  about 7 years ago

    + a few hours = hangover.

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    mail2jbl  about 7 years ago

    An even simpler explanation for life:

    “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.”~Genesis 1.1

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    joefearsnothing  about 7 years ago

    Yeah, we men,and apparently rats, are not complicated! Add one more thing to the equation ( I’ll bet you know what I mean) and it describes all it takes to make most of us happy!

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    nosirrom  about 7 years ago

    Shipyard Monkey Fist IPA or Founder’s Porter!!!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’m sure there’s a proper equation for “life”, but I suspect it has quite a few irrational and imaginary numbers…

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    Radish...   about 7 years ago

    Thank you to all of you who have offered your support this past week. Our house, for now, has survived, but the neighborhood next to us is entirely gone. And the fires are far from contained.My old house (where I drew Pearls for about 10 years) is gone, as is the entire neighborhood around it.And unfortunately, the house that Peanuts creator Charles Schulz lived in is gone also. Schulz was my cartooning hero. The extent of the devastation is incredible.Thanks for all of your love and support.

    Stephan Pastis

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    whiteheron  about 7 years ago

    Well I’ll be ding dang doodled ! So You’re Radish.I really am glad you have been spared so far. Good luck!

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    Bookworm  about 7 years ago

    A Pabst in hand is worth two in the Busch.

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    Gent  about 7 years ago

    I like the simpler version.

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Ohhhh, you got an MIT t-shirt rather than a Cal Tech one!

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Oh, my gosh! How did i ever miss the two implied jokes beyond the obvious ones? The first is on something being sufficient to the task, but the better one is that those from MIT spin their Rats! OF COURSE, the MIT preferred variation of the equation was used.

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    All right! I’m on the case, here!

    Who is this “Professor Bob”? I may have to quiz my frat broX6, the physicist, about that!

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    Me + Pearls = happy

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