Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 07, 2017

Dark matter is Pam’s socks? Now we know..!

The universe is full of lint!

I used to think it was also made of pencil stubs, pink erasers, straight pins, rubber bands…

a lot of things you never used up, but always ran out of, and had to buy again.

Nowadays I think hardly anyone buys pencils, or any of that stuff…

but somewhere, there’s a great store of it, waiting to be an archeological discovery.

Great explanations!

Where do you think the dollar store gets the stuff it sells?

I am certain that sooner or later scientists will discover that the big black holes are full of socks, yours and mine!

One of life’s biggest unsolved mysteries, Pam! ;o)

Along with the companion shoes to go with the singles you see on the road.

Scientists are always wondering why they can’t find dark matter. Because it’s dark, dummies!

Why, Pam, don’t you remember? You used it as a substitute condom last night.

i predicted this yesterday!!!!

FROM YESTERDAY:

Dark Energy in 5,000 year-old Vedic Scripture?

SB 2.6.22 — From that Personality of Godhead, all the universal globes and the universal form with all material elements, qualities and senses are generated. Yet He is aloof from such material manifestations, like the sun, which is separate from its rays and heat.

Srimad Bhagavatam 2.6.20: The spiritual world, which consists of three fourths of the Lord’s energy, is situated beyond this material world, and it is especially meant for those who will never be reborn…

From Srimad Bhagavatam: http://www.vedabase.com/en/sb/2/6

The “Dark matter & Energy” fills the Baryonic Matter gap. WE know it exists only because it generates gravity. Which is a universal constant of sorts. If it hadn’t been for seeing the lens effect from gravitational forces bending light we would still be…in the total dark.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/distribution-dark-matter-energy-hasn-170454056.html

“New measurements taken for the DES were taken of the more recent universe, allowing researchers an idea of what the distribution of dark matter and energy is currently in the universe. These newer measurements matched up with those taken by the Planck of the universe’s history, says NASA. Scientists have discovered that only five percent of the universe is made up of normal matter, the other 25 percent is dark matter and the remaining 70 percent is dark energy.”

Worm holes in space and portals to other dimensions are all around us and mattercan be transported instantly with out your knowledge….Happens all the time – “Damn it.. where the hell are those keys I had? I just put themdown here a second ago!…..”“Oh look there’s the ball point pen I lost in high school!….Etc…etc….

The Island of Lost Socks

If you look down in your washing machineyou’ll probably see a trap door.It’s actually always been there.You just never saw it before.

It’s easy to find your way through.You just open it with three knocks.And behind it you’ll find a river that leadsto the Island of Lost Socks.

The natives of this islandare the socks that got awayfrom the awful, terrible lifeof smelling feet all day.

Now they run around in the sunshineenjoying magnificent views,and knowing they’ll never againhave to fill anybody’s shoes.

They never get holes, runs or snags.They never get sold at half price.They always are warm and fresh smelling,’Cause this is sock paradise.

So the next time you notice a few of your sockshave vanished without a trace,don’t bother to look in the laundry,‘cause they’re in a much happier place.

© 1998, Arden Davidson

While the universe was agitating, it overflowed. The dark matter is still in the machine, but in a dimension outside the space of the universe.

sorry for the dose of reality, but….she just took it out of the dryer, how does she know anything is missing? Did she take them out piece by piece, but decide not to fold or match socks as she went? look at the basket, its just a jumbled mess.