B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 15, 2018

“…especially if she’s a dog person.”

Especially when she’s an ant.

More cats than sense.

The answer: 30.

What does she have?

Sever cat lady syndrome

If she hasn’t gotten them all neutered, she’s going to have even more cats.

I’d say that kid is headed for the principal’s office.

A catastrophe.

if all cats have all legs, she has 120 paws on her newly washed floor.

Hair balls galore, shredded upholstery, ‘tangy’ odors, and iodine spots all over her ankles. Other than that, no change.

Zazzy and hopefully enough names from the Manhattan Project to name them all.

Perhaps a cat shelter?

Biggest Cat House in the city.

Johnny flunked math and would go on to live comfortably in his mom’s basement.

at one point in my life i was feeding 18 cats daily…8 were my own the rest were friends they would bring home