Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!! But not you, Michael. You have to deal with Janet, the Martha Whisperer. Your excuse of “At least I gave her one” might work in your family where your father does his Valentine’s Day shopping at the hardware store, but not here.
Michael, don’t worry about it. We guys have tried to figure out how the opposite sex is wired for thousands of years. We haven’t figured it out yet!!!!! ;-D
Relax Michael1 Things change quickly at your age. Spring and Summer are just around the corner; maybe go to Summer camp again and reclaim the magic that you and Martha had last Summer. Things will look a lot different away from the social pressures of Jr. High.
Dump her and her agent for good Michael. Valentine’s Day is nothing more than a money grab by Hallmark and candy companies. Love should not be constrained to one day, if you can’t love each other every day with no strings attached then find someone less materialistic and hung up on appearances.
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
how to cope with THAT?
GirlGeek Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Oh the teacher friend is talking again…
howtheduck almost 7 years ago
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!! But not you, Michael. You have to deal with Janet, the Martha Whisperer. Your excuse of “At least I gave her one” might work in your family where your father does his Valentine’s Day shopping at the hardware store, but not here.
capricorn9th almost 7 years ago
how true…just go to the best friend for information
Baarorso almost 7 years ago
Michael, don’t worry about it. We guys have tried to figure out how the opposite sex is wired for thousands of years. We haven’t figured it out yet!!!!! ;-D
Argythree almost 7 years ago
No, Michael. You HAD a girlfriend.
Rosette almost 7 years ago
Does she handle real smooth?
Ian Treloar almost 7 years ago
Sometimes I want to shake Michael, hard. I never had a girlfriend and I still know how to deal with girls better than him.
Jabroniville Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Haha- that’s a great line :). Lynn really knows how to show the exasperation boys have when dealing with girls.
Shirl Summ Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Not really an agent, a handler. Scarier.
JudyHendrickson almost 7 years ago
It’s the thought that counts!!!
The Martha MacRae Fan Club almost 7 years ago
Happy Valentines Day, Martha. I won’t send you a stupid or gross card.
Here’s a timely video in which you can see Martha in animated form (and with the correct hair colour):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMR7Wkp_UaM
chuck_sa almost 7 years ago
And his card is where? Another sign of equality, males bearing gifts, and meals, and entertainment.
Irish53 almost 7 years ago
There won’t be a next time
kodj kodjin almost 7 years ago
Relax Michael1 Things change quickly at your age. Spring and Summer are just around the corner; maybe go to Summer camp again and reclaim the magic that you and Martha had last Summer. Things will look a lot different away from the social pressures of Jr. High.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Great. I have a girlfriend with an agent!
No, Michael: you have a girlfriend with a translator. Trust me: this is a gold mine!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Just another day for me.
Nobody_Important almost 7 years ago
Guess I am a failure as a female since I would have been grateful he put some sort of effort into even getting me a card.
pchemcat almost 7 years ago
Dump her and her agent for good Michael. Valentine’s Day is nothing more than a money grab by Hallmark and candy companies. Love should not be constrained to one day, if you can’t love each other every day with no strings attached then find someone less materialistic and hung up on appearances.
USN1977 almost 7 years ago
How rude it is to call someone Patterson. Does she not know his first name was Michael?
rfeinberg almost 7 years ago
I don’t remember Gordon ever wearing big earrings before.