To quote Mad Magazine (with apologies to Benny Davis): Guillotine! We got this cutest little guillotine. It chops their heads off oh so nice and clean. Guillotine!
When I was assigned to an Air Force intel wing we had a vice-commander that kept a pair of castration pliers on the wall behind his desk. Now I always assumed it was a joke. but I never had the nerve to ask.
It didn’t help that he was a big fellow and a bit intimidating. For all I know he was probably a sweet heart on a personal level, but I was MSgt and he was a Colonel, so we didn’t run in the same social circles.
oldpine52 over 6 years ago
Looks like their fixing to cut some positions.
strictures over 6 years ago
Test it by bringing in some bread & cheese.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
Nothing to lose your head over…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Just letting the lobe-slaves know it had better be important.
Varnes over 6 years ago
Let’s get busy people…Chop, chop!
Bilan over 6 years ago
The boss certainly knows how to get a head in this business.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Heads will roll!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 6 years ago
I’d want extra severance pay.
gmartin997 over 6 years ago
Is this what’s called “being on the chopping block?”
Mark Wieder Premium Member over 6 years ago
Was it installed by Occam?
Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Any volunteers for the new open door policy? Please, file any complaints inside.”
Egrayjames over 6 years ago
The “#MeToo” movement should have a bunch of those at their disposal, but only in a smaller version.
Brockie over 6 years ago
Wouldn’t we all like to have coffee mugs with various characters available on them?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago
Most big businesses today rely on headhunters.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
The manager should keep in mind the French people turned that device against the aristocracy and nearly wiped them out with it.
Liberty! Equality! Fraternity! Power to the People!
For a Just and Peaceful World over 6 years ago
“Ajit Pai” should be painted on the blade.
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
Get a pair of hedge clippers with long handles, but the rope and let the blade fall, then pop in on the boss.
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
Many employees at that place will soon have split personalities.
Herb L 1954 over 6 years ago
Is that Alice Cooper’s office?
lopaka over 6 years ago
Now Ms Argyle, here is a nice bonus. A dollar fifty. Now pack up. Everyone is laid off. We are closing 5 locations to absorb that cost.
johnec over 6 years ago
I love our new open door policy – anyone is welcome to make their opinions known – just stand in the doorway and speak.
Housekeeping, another cleanup at the bosses office!
Ogmeister over 6 years ago
They’ve deregulated murder? That’s new.
face.less_b over 6 years ago
To quote Mad Magazine (with apologies to Benny Davis): Guillotine! We got this cutest little guillotine. It chops their heads off oh so nice and clean. Guillotine!
sml7291 Premium Member over 6 years ago
When I was assigned to an Air Force intel wing we had a vice-commander that kept a pair of castration pliers on the wall behind his desk. Now I always assumed it was a joke. but I never had the nerve to ask.
It didn’t help that he was a big fellow and a bit intimidating. For all I know he was probably a sweet heart on a personal level, but I was MSgt and he was a Colonel, so we didn’t run in the same social circles.
keenanthelibrarian over 6 years ago
“My door is always open” “Always?” “Always.” “Always?” “Well, most of the time.”
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Hey! Is that guillotine blade a regulation blade?
Oh, uh, wait, er…