Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2018

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    oldpine52  over 6 years ago

    Looks like their fixing to cut some positions.

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    strictures  over 6 years ago

    Test it by bringing in some bread & cheese.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Nothing to lose your head over…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Just letting the lobe-slaves know it had better be important.

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Let’s get busy people…Chop, chop!

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    The boss certainly knows how to get a head in this business.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Heads will roll!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’d want extra severance pay.

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    gmartin997  over 6 years ago

    Is this what’s called “being on the chopping block?”

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    Mark Wieder Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Was it installed by Occam?

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    Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Any volunteers for the new open door policy? Please, file any complaints inside.”

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    Egrayjames  over 6 years ago

    The “#MeToo” movement should have a bunch of those at their disposal, but only in a smaller version.

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    Brockie  over 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t we all like to have coffee mugs with various characters available on them?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Most big businesses today rely on headhunters.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    The manager should keep in mind the French people turned that device against the aristocracy and nearly wiped them out with it.

    Liberty! Equality! Fraternity! Power to the People!

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 6 years ago

    “Ajit Pai” should be painted on the blade.

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    Get a pair of hedge clippers with long handles, but the rope and let the blade fall, then pop in on the boss.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 6 years ago

    Many employees at that place will soon have split personalities.

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    Herb L 1954  over 6 years ago

    Is that Alice Cooper’s office?

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    lopaka  over 6 years ago

    Now Ms Argyle, here is a nice bonus. A dollar fifty. Now pack up. Everyone is laid off. We are closing 5 locations to absorb that cost.

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    johnec  over 6 years ago

    I love our new open door policy – anyone is welcome to make their opinions known – just stand in the doorway and speak.

    Housekeeping, another cleanup at the bosses office!

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    Ogmeister  over 6 years ago

    They’ve deregulated murder? That’s new.

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    face.less_b  over 6 years ago

    To quote Mad Magazine (with apologies to Benny Davis): Guillotine! We got this cutest little guillotine. It chops their heads off oh so nice and clean. Guillotine!

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    sml7291 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    When I was assigned to an Air Force intel wing we had a vice-commander that kept a pair of castration pliers on the wall behind his desk. Now I always assumed it was a joke. but I never had the nerve to ask.

    It didn’t help that he was a big fellow and a bit intimidating. For all I know he was probably a sweet heart on a personal level, but I was MSgt and he was a Colonel, so we didn’t run in the same social circles.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    “My door is always open” “Always?” “Always.” “Always?” “Well, most of the time.”

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hey! Is that guillotine blade a regulation blade?

    Oh, uh, wait, er…

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