Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 25, 2018

Must be called ’Trumpdoesn’tcare’…

And, it’s mandatory!

He needs to either up the clone rate or start using robotic arm and leg replacement.

Time is not going to be much help the next time the Deathmoon blows up.

“Does it include dentals?”

Time wounds all heels seems more applicable. Especially in those suits. That armor chafes something awful.

How can any of those storm troopers get injured wearing those outfits?

Does time heal the emotional wounds? Those poor troopers.

did the Deathmooners get Obamacare before we got it or after us?

It seems to be America’s health care plan, at least over the past several years.

More target practice on the laser range would be a big help. And what is that armor supposed to do anyway? So far, it doesn’t protect against small arms, and you can be knocked out by an Ewok with a piece of wood.

Our health care plan doesn’t shoot straight.

Time doesn’t heal all wounds. The body tries to heal itself over time.

Mind your head going through the door.

—Remember, men, as the philosopher said: whatever doesn’t kill you just makes you stranger!

—Isn’t that supposed to be “stronger,” sir?

—Not in this strip…

Aw shoot! That’s my healthcare plan, too. Now I don’t feel so good about it.