Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2018

Good for you, Pig!

(Hope it was good for Pigita, too.)

I was totally consumed by Pig’s story about making bacon. Talk about your TMI…

Now I need a dose of brain bleach.

Great title for a novel, " Two Pigs and a Poke".

The censor was keeping an eye on this one.

Did she squeal like a pig?

It was a conjugal visit.

Wow! Simultaneous consummations! Always a worthy goal.

Maybe that dumb Pig isn’t so dumb after all.

I dunnow…do we REALLY want a bunch of Piglets running around, with Pig’s brainpower and Pigita’s attitude and mood swings??

They consummated so much it made their tails curl.

I wonder if Pigita did a lot of squealing in bed

Sure, but how was dessert?

I didn’t know they were that much into clear broth French soup…

And the Swine flew everywhere :)

So they Masticated A LOT then, eh?

Goat needs to leave his attempts to educate Pig in the past. They’re just making him tense.

TMI

Sounds like Pig is a consummate lover.

He should invest in bacon futures.

Consumapated?

So many funny comments today. I’m still laughing. Thank you all!!!!

I believe Goat is presently tense.

For today’s did you know… A pigs orgasm can last for 30 minutes. Boy that would have been one long night.

Great! So we’re gonna have more pigs. Which means, more food for us! ;o)

Uh, Pig? I don’t think that word means what YOU think it means.

What you have left when there’s nothing left to buy or to eat; consummated consumption.

With Pigita?!

Now, that made me laugh, Cartoon-Boy!

So they both ate(d) consommé?

“Sorry Goat. I was consumed last night.”

Most pigs are, eventually.

LOL, first the “F-Bomb”, now this!!

Just say “ate,” Pig.