Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 13, 2010

Lordy! The terrorists are winning!

If only this were true … I’d be headed to the airport right now.

Wiley, have any newspapers refused to publish this cartoon?

TSA = tacit sexual activities

I hope they do not rub you the wrong way.

Hi. Welcome to the O’Hare airport security checkpoint. My name’s Pat.

Do I have to leave a tip after my pat down?

Madam Woohoo’s hoo ha?

I’ll be there with bal… er, with bells on.

Another fantastic piece of satire, Wiley. Keep it up! We need these!!

Didn’t this use to be a restaurant in the one-star district?

I’m headed for the US on the 17th… this is so not helping.

I had to come back for a second look just to make sure I had the name of the place right. Thanks, Wiley!

“Darkeforce said, about 5 hours ago

Winning? Comicgos, the Terrorists won the moment the Patriot Act was signed into law. Beware of anything or anything that calls itself “Patriot”, because that person and thing is always based on oppression and tyranny.”

I can only assume you are referring to the New England Patriots. And I agree.

Just look at an airport security pat down as a free massage.

http://bit.ly/fhD8PV re: pat downs

The Patriots sure oppressed the Jets last week. Was TSA involved in that, too?

I think I’ll wink at the next TSAer who pats me down

Yes . I’ll have the full-release pat down , please . Thank you .

The big bummer about all of it is that even after the full contact massage they punish you if there is a happy ending.

ejcapulet, I hope your long flight is as comfortable as possible.

palos, how about tactical?

Darkforce: AMEN!!

Funny!

Please don’t give the TSA personnel a hard time. After all they are trying to do their job and keep the flying public safe. Jokes are fine but not in the security line. Thanks!

I guess the founding fathers were all about tyranny and oppression. Your logic only applies to the federal government but then, you’re all for that form of enslavement aren’t you!

Wiley, love it! Madame Woo Hoo’s is too much. Laughing loudly at this one! Thank you.

Great puns everyone!

WOW !!! Finally…..Happy Beginings !!!

Start moaning as soon as they start.. and the closer they get to “Joyland”, the faster you breathe…

Go ahead this way you’ll have a letter of approval, and bypass everything.

This is hilarious and some of the comments are great, too! Madam Woohoo!! LMAO!

Wiley, just the rather prudish environment that newspaper editors appear to operate and the subject nature of today’s edition of Non Sequitur.

A hands off approach (by editors) to a hands on subject (by Madam Woohoo and her TSA trainees)

The real question is, how much money to put in the parking meters around the corner?

Well the love pat Is a little old thing that We can do together Love pat bay-beeeee…

(hat tips to the B-52s and Senator Claire McCaskill)

ej, from what i hear, flying into the country is no problem, its getting out….

I believe, that bus travel is still molestation free, well relatively. We just need that tunnel to Europe to be built!!!

I worry that those who are “same sex attracted” will be inclined to take positions at TSA just as some teachers, priests etc who are pedophiles. Personally, I’ve hated flying since the elimination of empty seats and making you step barefoot on dirty floors, but my children live in 3 distant states. Back in the 70s, I really enjoyed travel!

Night-Gaunt49 said, “Only the authoritarians here are winning, Osama fell into their trap, making him their pawn to set down rules that take away our rights in order to ‘protect’ us.”

Well, I guess we’ve got him right where he wants us then.

Each day I read the latest outrage perpetrated by the TSA in supposed defense of the travelling masses… and each day I look forward to reading an article about a dangerous individual being caught and prevented from harming others by the methods employed by the TSA. Yup, still waiting.

@vldazzle: PLEASE tell me you are trolling for flames as to connect “same sex attracted” people to paedophiles is a completely spurious claim and grossly offensive on many levels. I’d like to think a reader of Non Sequitur and active poster on this forum would not be so backwards & narrow minded… but hey, I’ve been wrong before.