Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 22, 2018

Nothing slows down my process like a line of waiting people.

Not a chance, unless you were just planning on soiling yourself to start with.

And pee quick about it!

In a sense, aren’t they ALL “express” lines?

Where are the Chix not waiting in the endless Ladies Room que????

No pressure!

Where’s the “Gonna be awhile” line for older guys like me?

I was at a ballgame once, there was a long line at the urinals. A father and his 3 or 4 year old son waited in line and waited and waited, finally they get to the urinal and the young lad says,“Daddy I got to poop.”

Wonder if they have slot machines in those facilities in Vegas. If you win, it could play “Urine the Money..”

If they would go back to the urinal troughs there would be no waiting

Wait for the enlarged prostate.

Flomax available at the concession stand.

At a restaurant/bar I once visited, one of the urinals had a sign reading, “Express line: 2 beers or less.”

See the guy looking at his watch. He’s standing ‘in line’ for the express one.

That’s what the floor drain is for

Think about something else, think about something else, think about something else…