Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 05, 2018

Don’t you just hate forgetting and leaving your cellphone inside your giant killer robot?

What the scary part will be is when someone answers.

I imagine Leo as the sort of ghoul with a “Wilhelm” ringtone.

There you go. You left it with your servant.

Silver bells, silver bells

It’s Christmas time in the city

Ring-a-ling, (ring-a-ling) hear them ring (ting-a-ling)

Soon it will be Christmas day

Leopold and Lio have a common hobby.

Answer: I am Iron Man!

Ting-A-Ling! Thank you for calling, your call is important to us. Please press one to listen to your destruction in English, press two for Spanish, press three to….

Ting-a-ling ting-a-ling?! What kind of ringtone is that for a sadistic cannibal? I am appalled, Leopold, appalled!