Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 12, 2018

But don’t you have to be digital to be a digital assistant?

“Back in MY day we beat on hollow logs with rocks.”

Back in MY day, we didn’t even have rocks. We just stood around looking at a hollow log, and trying to imagine what we could do with it. Usually this continued on until one of the women came over with a flaming stick and set fire to it so she could cook dinner. Then she’d insist that we menfolk go out and get something to cook over it. We had to have something by the time the fire burned down to coals.

♪♫ For here

Am I sitting in a tin can

Far above the world

Planet Earth is blue

And there’s nothing I can do ♪♫

Pardon me boy, is that the Chatanooga Choo Choo?

Get off my digital lawn!

I understand that Oldbot is a big fan of Kraftwerk. “We are the robots. Boop boop beep boop.”

I’m the operator of my pocket calculator…

The only song in Oldbot’s library is “Mr. Roboto.”

He might just have “Tarkus” by ELP… ☺

“Oldbot, scratch some records.” Oldbot dutifully destroys the station’s record library.

…." good EDM was played by real bands like KRAFTWERK!"

Hasn’t been any REAL music since Arnold Schoenberg died.