Garfield by Jim Davis for December 23, 2010

Pour Femme Fatale

Okay! Jon is on the right track.

Better buy a bib then if you buy it Jon.

At least Jon remembered that Liz would like a pink present (re: yesterday’s strip)

At least the bottle is pink, stick with it Jon

Buy her a pink diamond, Jon! (You’ll go bankrupt but hey it’s love!)

I told him about the diamond yesterday, has he not got it yet? Maybe the bottled sewer water (albeit in a pink bottle) will end up all over him!

Whether or not Jon gets the perfume, he’s gona get the wits kissed out of him. (of couse with Jon that’s a peak on the cheek)

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NO, no, no! Perfume is a terrible gift. It means that you don’t like the way they smell.

Jon is typical of most men!!! He only has one present to get and he still can’t make up his mind

Yikes! Sounds like pole cat!

It must smell like fresh baked lasagna.

Problem with the perfume is it won’t just be Jon drooling… and you are unnecessary Clark Kent… unless Pavlov has a bulldog or something.

Clark: I would like to visit your universe sometime. Men, and yes, I am one, don’t need perfume to drool over a woman. A wink and a little shake, and most uf us are tripping over our toes. I think Pavlov got his reflex training idea watching men at the park or in a bar. Sorry dude.

For once just once I hope Jon gets it right

“May cause excessive drooling in men”? Surely I’m not alone in being turned off by strong perfumes rather than turned on by them.

I can’t remember ever drooling because of any perfume. In fact, I’m turned-off by all perfumes except strawberry and a few other fruits. Never smelled a lasagna perfume, but would probably like it also.

Nevertheless, this cartoon is funny!

Like I said yesterday, with the pink gift idea: A diamond and PINK sapphire engagement ring.

Careful Jon, Liz may take that as a sign that you want to take things to the next level. (Whatever that is in Comics Land!)

note: Like a woman’s smell is the first thing we notice (olfactory science claims aside.)

I believe Jon is already drooling over her, perfume aside.

I don;t care what anyone says about Garfield, for the last three or four years I think the writing has been great.

Who takes his cat to go shopping? And they allow cats in perfume stores?

prfessor: You are absolutely right. Clark, I was way too harsh and I apologise. Merry Christmas.

Jon already has excessive drooling.

Bad idea……

How about “Eau de STOP BEING BACHELORS!!”