Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2018

Truth isn’t the truth!

Fake news.

Are we tired of winning yet?

TO TRUE….TO TRUE!

Goat, you are LOSER!

Hmmm. That explains a lot.

Another Congressional exchange.

Bowlers have bigger balls.

I actually kind of like Rat’s logic today.

Truth matters as long as you have to face it… if you don’t have to face it, it might as well be nonexistent.

The key to happiness is self-delusion

The only flaw in Rat’s argument is that that level of self-delusion actually requires A LOT OF WORK.

Well, if what Rat says isn’t true, then I’m not actually God!

Rat has an Ego bubble………..no way!

Well, Rat WAS “president”, so we know where the current occupant got it from! Oh wait…the current occupant’s ALWAYS been an ego-maniacal fathead.

Rat’s comment has ended all attempts at intelligent conversation.

So true funny how it seems

Always in time, but never in line for dreams

I’ve been on both ends of dejection. Don’t know which side is better to be on.

Ironic that Rat’s a MAGA.

Rat for president!!

One thing the last few years has taught me is that if you simply claim to be great, a significant number of people will believe you.

Rat’s a legend in his own mind! ;o]

Rat’s a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy.

The only time that the truth matters to a liberal is when a conservative tells a lie. Otherwise, to a liberal, (AKA DEMOCRAT) the truth never matters. 3000 killed in Puerto Rico, when the total was 63 from the hurricane, but never let the truth bother you.

“Truth still matters!”

No. No it doesn’t.

Truth is overrated.

Well golly gee, I wonder who he might be talking about.

That’s Trump’s whole way of life. Fake it til you make it, then convince a bunch of people that it’s true.

Let’s all agree that it’s a good strip and move on.

Should have realized Rat’s last name was Trump.

Ah, yes… the Truth… What IS the Truth?

In Rat’s Ego-bubble, Truth is what he says it is. You cannot win, Goat. Rat is impervious to your Logic….