Herman by Jim Unger for October 04, 2018

“Do I have a choice?”

“Are you having a sale?”

This guy I know has a few organs I’ll donate.

No, but I have a piano you can have.

No, but you can have some of my wife’s.

so does that mean I wake up in a bathtub of ice? (urban myth people)

what are the trade in values? the brain should be worth a lot since it’s unused.

about all I could donate at this time would be an eye, a lung, a kidney or possibly 1/2 a liver.

Keep your heart and lungs. They’re likely to come in handy sometime.

Hopefully not your congenitally under-developed head!;o|

It’s the type of operation I botch regularly, so you likely won’t survive anyhow.

If it is looking that grim, just wait until a few seconds after he expires…

Do I get a discount on my operation?

" You won’t even notice they’re gone. "

Polite of them to ask, isn’t it?

Don’t laugh. Some places they are taking organs from people who aren’t expected to live much longer, or aborted babies whose hearts are still beating, etc. They want the as fresh as possible.

No, but the surgeon needs to be in maternity.