Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    I wouldn’t mind the chips but the cheese would be too much.

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    knight1192a  about 6 years ago

    Pig’s is more realistic.

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    alaskajohn1  about 6 years ago

    At least Pig didn’t want chili cheese nachos.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Nachos are the new manna .

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    DennisinSeattle  about 6 years ago

    I believe I will get…a sunny day in Seattle tomorrow?

    Most of what I believe I will get, are things I don’t want to come true.

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    Sorry Pig, this is nacho day for free nachos.

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    sirbadger  about 6 years ago

    If your microwave is on top of the refrigerator and you are clumsy, then yes, nachos fall from the sky. I live in a small apartment with a small refrigerator.

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    enigmamz  about 6 years ago

    Well, Goat, Pig is much more likely to get his wish than you are.

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Then, suddenly – NACHOS!

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    Troglodyte  about 6 years ago

    This is pretty much the premise of “The Secret”… Not sure it works, though. :D

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    Adiraiju  about 6 years ago

    Pig might get HIS wish…

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Should of had one last panel…..showing Larry Croc catching Nachos with a fish net !

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    hangedman  about 6 years ago

    Ace of Coins + Queen of Cups.

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    mjb515  about 6 years ago

    So Goat wants death to all mankind?

    That is only way you get peace in a world with billions of people with free will.

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    dadoctah  about 6 years ago

    Despite popular opinion, peace for all mankind doesn’t just drop from the sky either.

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    You’ll get nachos long before peace on earth, if, for no other reason, than nachos are easier to make.

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    stormwagemaker  about 6 years ago

    Sadly, no.

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    aerotica69  about 6 years ago

    A connecting principle

    Linked to the invisible

    Almost imperceptible

    Something inexpressible

    Science insusceptible

    Logic so inflexible

    Causally connectible

    Yet nothing is invincible

    - Gordon Sumner

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    F-Flash  about 6 years ago

    You can purchase edible Nachos with cheese, jalepenos, and the works at my Valero station. Get you some of that!

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    scpandich  about 6 years ago

    My favorite version of the “peace for all mankind” wish was on the X-Files. Mulder met a genie, wished for world peace, and every human being on the planet except him vanished.

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    Greyhame  about 6 years ago

    If ya pass through Joplin on Route 66, drop me a line and I’ll tell ya where to get BBQ pulled pork nachos that will curl yer toes! Paired with a decent bock and live music.

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    joefearsnothing  about 6 years ago

    Nacho sharpest pencil in the box! ;o]

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    W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛  about 6 years ago

    Is Pastis, left-handed?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    You wish

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Even if there were no other issues left unresolved, we’d fight over nachos…

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    -_Fox_-  about 6 years ago

    Since when do nachos not fall out of the sky?! confused WHA?!!!!! singing how could this happen to meh!

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    hariseldon59  about 6 years ago

    Maybe Pig should have wished for peas. (Peas for all mankind.)

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    Nick Danger  about 6 years ago

    Even sillier than the “Name I and Claim it” bizarre perversion of Christianity – at least in that case, they believe that the personal God is listening to their requests, where this assumes that the Universe will adjust to fulfill their wishes, even though it was the result of random chance.

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    WF11  about 6 years ago

    One would usually not want to eat something that falls from the sky!

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    SR  about 6 years ago

    Politics free comic comment sections.

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    pchemcat  about 6 years ago

    The end of all animal abuse. Yes, even if it means death to all animal abusers.

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    B UTTONS  about 6 years ago

    The “Synchronicity Theory” does not work. We “wrote” down a hope for a functional government on Tuesday, and we wound up with manic-depressive dysfunctionality – Trump – Pelosi – McConnell.

    Perhaps Pig has the right idea … drop them from the sky.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Nachos are over rated. Fight me.

    A good single malt, on the other hand…. Not a peaty/smokey one, though.

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    Bookworm  about 6 years ago

    Sorry, guys. But Robert Heinlein got this one right. TANSTAAFL. (It actually predates Heinlein, but he made it work for the Free State of Luna.)

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    wllilly1960  about 6 years ago

    …Nacho, nacho, Pig! I’ve got to be a nacho Pig! BURRPP

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Pig stands a much better chance of getting his wish than does Goat. There’s probably a lesson somewhere in this.

    Meanwhile, I’ll be looking up to the sky, just in case, Pig….

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