Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Your derrière has become self-aware.

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    gocomics  about 6 years ago

    Goat’s tea bag and cup handle face the same direction in each panel, even though panels 2 and 8 have reversed angles compared to the panels 3 through 7.

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    DennisinSeattle  about 6 years ago

    My butt can stay up a lot later than I can.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    Isn’t “butt dialing” a thing of the past since we now have touch-screen cell phones?

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    If you think butt dialing is strange, here’s a gecko that does it.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/10/09/gecko-hawaii-accidentally-makes-phone-calls-animal-hospital/1574998002/

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    hariseldon59  about 6 years ago

    Pig is always the butt of the joke.

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    Gent  about 6 years ago

    Careful, Pig. Goats are known to give you HeadButts!

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Always look on the “Butt” side of life ;-)

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    Ontman  about 6 years ago

    Makes one want to go to the Piggly Wiggly and pick up a pork butt.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    LOL!

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    wllilly1960  about 6 years ago

    …I don’t know that phrase ," butt dial ".

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    stabilpa  about 6 years ago

    This comic is based on a short story by William S. Burroughs about a man who taught his anus to speak … Careful Pig! The story did NOT end well! When this sort of thing starts, you must nip it in the butt.

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    1soni Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Looks like Goat was the butt of this joke. Was he talking out is a$$?

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    Gordon Fleming Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Stephan, never again claim you can’t draw. Pig’s expression in the next-to-last panel is for the ages!

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    Ermine Notyours  about 6 years ago

    “My butt had a mind of its own. It walked around, made tea.”

    Uh, that’s not tea.

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    Something tells me, Stephan’s butt dialing has gotten out of hand of late.

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    Yakety Sax  about 6 years ago

    LOL LOL

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Considering how many people trust their gut feelings more than their brains, I don’t find the idea of independently acting butts all that implausible.

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    Petemejia77  about 6 years ago

    Why can’t $$ be used for the ##? Comic sensors on top of that?

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    rick92040  about 6 years ago

    Stephan Pastis is a comic genius.

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    Lablubber   about 6 years ago

    A friend and I were riding another friend’s car having a conversation about Bento Boxes. While we were doing this, she butt dialed a fourth friend and wound up leaving a voice mail. That friend later played the twenty minute voice mail about Bento boxes.

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    JohnSiggySignes  about 6 years ago

    I do not think the cup nor tea bag were the “butt” of the joke.

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    ironworker  about 6 years ago

    What happened to the gators and guard duck? Enough of pig, rat and goat.

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    hariseldon59  about 6 years ago

    Or Zebra.

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Pig paranoia prevails! Goat gets gashed! Strip strains sensibilities!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I think the butt was meant to represent Rat

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    Warhaft  about 6 years ago

    Where is that censor? This seems like his cup of tea, so to speak.

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    NeilCopeland  over 4 years ago

    “Pocket dial”.

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    ILoveMyDucks  over 4 years ago

    You guys realize goat said d he had to call rat back later because pig was freaking out even though didn’t even mean to call him in the first place.

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    (Read Bio)TheWorldIsEndingAndImLateForWork  over 1 year ago

    I think this is one of the only times pig curses

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