Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 20, 2018

Don’t forget all the beer you’re going to leave behind.

Somebody needs to get a string trimmer out on these cliff ends! Sloppy!

Pig, better to have cheesed and died, than never to have cheesed at all.

Heard in heaven after Pig dies: I’ll have a ham and goat cheese …

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Cheesius the unconsumed?

Pig, you may run into George Costanza, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

Surely Pig has heard that cheeses is in Heaven!

I hope it’s one big pork processing plant.

Cheese is in Heaven and so is Pizza!

If heaven is a big cheese factory, then that’s Gouda enough for me!

All we are saying is “Give cheese a chance”.

I’m lactose intolerant, but if an unlimited supply of lactaid medication is made available, I’d be fine with that.

spoiler alert: it’s not

Pig you must have Wine with your cheese !

What a cheesy regret!

All eternity spent singing

So Pig is going to die of constipation.

… where they cut it in large chunks.

It’s run by Steve Urkel.

Mmmm…ham and cheese.

I think you want to go to Wisconsin…

They’re still building it… Brick by Brick.

When I leave, I hope my regrets don’t come with me.

Heard on the news this morning, that there is actually a huge cheese surplus in the US, with tons in cold storage. May have to be trashed if it’s not sold. Another casualty of the Trump tariffs. Countries, such as Mexico, that used to be huge consumers no longer are.

Pig & Cheese?? What’s Rat have to say?

I’m hoping that heaven is one big Cheesecake Factory.

Depends, Pig. For some, that could be hell!

Well, OF COURSE there’s cheese in Heaven! Want proof? Look at a block of Swiss Cheese. Why do you think it’s “Holey”??? (groan!)

guess that would be cow hell, then

Brought to you by the Kraft factory in Israel, the cheeses of Nazareth.

Just heed the warnings of the Gouda Louda’s when you arrive, Pig…

“the world that you haven’t consumed”??? I’M CALLING THE GRAMMAR POLICE!!!!

SB: Because in the world, there will still be cheese that I haven’t consumed

same here, pig. same here.

Cheese and Bacon, Pig. Cheese and Bacon

Those of us who are turophiles (cheesofiliacs) hope for this sort of great beyond. However, we also hope for the avoidance of common adverse results of such affineur practices. I also hope for smooth moves.

Being a cheesy pig will make him a squeezey pig.

Pig nailed it. #longlivecheese

I’m taking as much of it with me as I can carry. #HeavenIsBeerandCheese

Wallace and Gromit will beat you to it.

Look out Goat, here comes the Grammar Nazi… " …if COMMA when I die, …"

“And leave a note for the milkman. NO MORE CHEESE!”. Steve McCroskey in Airplane

amen

So much cheese, so little time…

pig is going to Wisconsin.

Now we know who cut the cheese!

I rather regret the things I’ve done, then the things I haven’t done. Unfortunately, I’ve done both.

Ripley (today) claims that “cheddar cheese contains more tryptophan than turkey.” Goodnight, Pig.

Boy, this is one cheesy cartoon.

Oh, man, Cartoon-Boy! What a cheesy comic strip this is!

Regret is pointless because there’s nothing you can do about it l

If heaven doesn’t have chocolate, I’m not going!