Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 03, 2019

Yeah, that’s all you need: more debt.

Student loans. Then the leeches, er, lawyers earn the money to pay them off.

And after all the unemployed artists and ad writers finish law school, there won’t be enough jobs for them. Save time and money and go work for Mickey D’s…

Oh! the horror!

Classic!

Think of all the successful couples who made it through Law School… then again, don’t!

Hey – attorneys are good for you – high in protien.

What’s the problem if a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Too little sand.

Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.

Reality!!!!! The Horror,, The Horror.

“A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.” ~ Ben Franklin

I have a pretty good lawyer, but he is the slowest human on earth! Good thing my affairs aren’t life or death…

At least they’re on the same page.

Barbara D. Underwood is a lawyer. on the other hand, Kellyanne Conway is a lawyer. but they always eat. $ in the bank.

Interesting Stats:

Only Half the people who graduate from Law School end up practicing Law for a living.

Something about Law School “Cures” the rest.

Without lawyers you just get the hanging judge.

Without lawyers you get the rule of FORCE. We rant about being a “nation of laws”, then we excoriate the law’s practitioners. Odd…