Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 25, 2018

Of course Santa is jolly. He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Something is stirring, and it ain’t no mouse!

Like the movie ‘Bad Santa’!

Merry Christmas!

Thanks for everything John. All the best to you and your besties.

Play it safe Santa…remember the gift that keeps on giving.

Good lord, Santa’s hands are huuuuuge ! I see the same was true in the original, too.

Have a jolly one yourself, John. Thanks for the gift of laughs throughout the year.

Merry Christmas!

Gleðileg jol -Merry Christmas

Ho ho ho, gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my _______ this way. (Fill in the blank, you perverts. Merry Christmas too all.)

I see Diego kept the best bits from the original work. His efforts are stellar all year ’round. Thanks for a great year, John.

Santa will want to open that package

Santa has a VERY special present for you, darlin’. About 6 million plates of cookies and glasses of milk!! Dig in!!

I guess Santa has learned that blondes really are more fun.

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Happy everything, John. Thanks for giving us such lovely gifts all year long!

she gets naughty AFTER she sits on Santa’s lap!

Time to whip out the yule log!

Trying to resist the Christmas spirits is hard on the drinking class…

To help you get in the Christmas Spirit, why don’t you mount my North Pole?

I’ve never seen the Elf-on-the-shelf blush before.

Santa baby…. has not been banned. Baby, it’s cold outside has. Hypocrites.