The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 06, 2019

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    Give him a break. Haven’t you heard that the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup?

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    Avalon  almost 6 years ago

    Trouble is brewing!

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    PICTO  almost 6 years ago

    I used to date a coffee bean. She could be made instantly, but, she preferred the regular grind…

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    paul  almost 6 years ago

    Gosh – she’s nearly frothing at the mouth. I do hope they are going for the espresso divorce and can avoid formal charges and mug shots.

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    Little Caesar  almost 6 years ago

    “Little Latte Lupe Lu”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    They’re both getting old…. he can’t get a handle on it.

    They used to go out on a Saturday night and come home “in their cups” …. he’s not used to seeing them both at home in glasses.

     

    He doesn’t want to be a drip… but their relationship was going stale.

    He hates being put on the shelf…. or feeling like he’s going to pot.

    Somehow, nothing is as clear as it was …. he’s losing the filters he always had.

     

    All he really wants is for his wife to be sweet again…

    and she wants to know he still thinks she’s hot.

    Can he urn her trust again?

     

    Can’t you please put this divorce on the back burner for now…..

    maybe give them time to pour out their hearts to each other, before it’s all a sad waste?

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    Egrayjames  almost 6 years ago

    I think they’re both Chock full o’Nuts!

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Talk about asking for an order in the courtroom!

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Talk about asking for an order in the courtroom!

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Maybe it will be Best to Seattle out of court.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 6 years ago

    Bottomless drinks at Starbucks? How come nobody told me?

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    uniquename  almost 6 years ago

    They should rethink the divorce. They take a long time to percolate.

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    flemmingo  almost 6 years ago

    You’ll just have to grind it out!

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    Nate England  almost 6 years ago

    She’s just gone cold…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It happened at the Starbucks of County Down.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jEUDZ10aVM

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    iggyman  almost 6 years ago

    She felt he was too “carafety”!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    A weekend special – 3 puns for the price of one!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    She wasn’t just some lukewarm brewnette.

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    Raider Red Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Well who’d want to stick with that nasty ol’ Folgers anyways?!?!?

    To paraphrase the hippies of my day back in the 60’s, “If you drink Folgers, you’re too old.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    And he didn’t use a filter!

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    They were also caught French pressing.

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    She probably looks like that Greek movie star from a few decades ago, Melitta Mercouri

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