What??? That might harm the wood! Trees are almost like people. The wood should do what it feels is right for it. I want it to separate because it wants to.
A chainsaw salesman sees a lumberjack chopping down trees with an ax. He tells him that with a chainsaw he can cut down dozens more trees in the same amount of time. So the lumberjack buys one. The sales rep goes back a couple of weeks later and the lumberjack is furious. What’s the matter the salesman asks. You said this thing would cut down more trees replied the lumberjack. So far I’ve only been able to cut down two! Let me see that the salesman says. Varooooom. Hey what’s that sound!?!
It came about the other way around. A saw is a form of chisel, actually a whole row of chisels. The “saw” is just a convenient way to use them all at once to chisel a grove through the wood.
More glitches with the memory insertion program for them. Somehow he got the fabricator to produce a saw without teeth! (This is not how the Great Planners for human survival thought they could make it work.)
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Teeth! GREAT Idea! Say, How about opening Your Mouth for a second?”
Farside99 almost 6 years ago
What??? That might harm the wood! Trees are almost like people. The wood should do what it feels is right for it. I want it to separate because it wants to.
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
I haven’t invented that part yet.
BigDaveGlass almost 6 years ago
Never saw that coming…
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
Teeth to a saw?! What a dumb idea! That will NEVER work! What are you thinking?
Auntie Socialist almost 6 years ago
Maybe he’s trying to make a fire
Qiset almost 6 years ago
Evolution!
Aaberon almost 6 years ago
This honestly could be my husband.
DanFlak almost 6 years ago
Just like some of those watered-down EPA regulations: it needs teeth.
micromos almost 6 years ago
The sound tags should be zin, zin, slide, zin, slip, zin.
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
If he actually gets that log cut with that saw, his right arm will be something for Schwarzenegger to envy.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
A chainsaw salesman sees a lumberjack chopping down trees with an ax. He tells him that with a chainsaw he can cut down dozens more trees in the same amount of time. So the lumberjack buys one. The sales rep goes back a couple of weeks later and the lumberjack is furious. What’s the matter the salesman asks. You said this thing would cut down more trees replied the lumberjack. So far I’ve only been able to cut down two! Let me see that the salesman says. Varooooom. Hey what’s that sound!?!
Skeptical Meg almost 6 years ago
So it can GRIN?
Kip W almost 6 years ago
Musical saw.
Nick Danger almost 6 years ago
Without teeth, the sound effect should be more like “slide – slide – slide”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 6 years ago
How civilization advanced by cooperation.
anomalous4 almost 6 years ago
I saw what you did there.
ron almost 6 years ago
It came about the other way around. A saw is a form of chisel, actually a whole row of chisels. The “saw” is just a convenient way to use them all at once to chisel a grove through the wood.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
More glitches with the memory insertion program for them. Somehow he got the fabricator to produce a saw without teeth! (This is not how the Great Planners for human survival thought they could make it work.)
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I saw that one coming!