Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 17, 2019

Ummm, I just remembered I was supposed to leave on vacation an hour ago. See ya.

“You tell me.”

LOL! Good one!

Well, don’t worry. I am not going to give you advice.

I am going to give you orders! And they are a Doctor’s orders so you must obey.

You do know the difference between advice and orders, do you not?

“Winky! Do you have a sec?”

Why is the sign on the inside of the door? Or is that a door? Maybe it’s just an oddly shaped wall. Or perhaps this is taking place in the waiting room outside of the office.

I have many questions….

Here’s a good example of a catch 22 situation

I will ask you some questions,

Why do you think that happens?

Did someone damage you while they assembled you?

Do not you have a self-assessment program?

Do you know which of your parts or systems could be damaged?

Can we repair them?

Let’s hope there is an off button on that robot.

If Dr. Mel goes on vacation, will that Killbot follow him, and say, “I’m sailing! I’m sailing!”?

Oddly enough, people who refuse to give me advice have the same effect.

Doc: “Hug two victims and call me in the morning”.

“I’ll have to refer you to a specialist”

Count to ten, then kill all humans.

“Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little ball of fur…”

I suggest you respond with questions.

We can fix that with a slight modification to your CPU. “I Love All Humans” . What?? you say we did this joke already?

I think I dated the biological unit this robot’s based on.

Catch 22

Paranoid??? I was afraid of that!!!

“Do you mean all advice or only unsolicited advice?”

I’m actually waiting for the answer because I’m the same way.

“And how does that make you feel?”

Quite a conundrum.