Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 26, 2019

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    Ahuehuete  over 5 years ago

    Doe these atoms make me look fat?

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Arlo, how long have you been waiting to use that tidbit?

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    I don’t see what’s wrong with her “atoms”! They look fine in the first panel!!

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    fredd13  over 5 years ago

    “At least he didn’t tell her she’s got over 4000 moles…” ((Rimshot))

    (Thank you, you’ve been wonderful. My name’s Amadeo Avogadro, and I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.)

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    For some “strange” reason, I would much rather learn what’s happening Gene and his family than have strips like today’s.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    O that this too too solid flesh would melt, / Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew!

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    Auntie Socialist  over 5 years ago

    No atoms for you tonight, Arlo!

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    Lomax9er7  over 5 years ago

    He is such a sweet talker…

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    Wow…. keep digging.

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    You may be made up of atoms. Woman are made up of eaves.

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    bachinsure  over 5 years ago

    Love the drawing and the comments. We all need more science. Especially fascinated by the stars, our galaxy and other galaxies.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We are all star stuff.

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    A question-has Arlo ever worn a PJ top to bed?

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    jski14  over 5 years ago

    Maybe it’s that 15-pound jaw of yours.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    Supposedly the bikini (named after an island made uninhabitable by nuclear weapons testing) was so named because it was the size of an atom.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Well, supposedly we’re made up of mostly water. Those water molecules can get pretty heavy.

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    dwagner200  over 5 years ago

    Tell her the top adds 10 pounds…

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    harveytherabbit  over 5 years ago

    Gene and his family are gone because that’s what happens to couples as they get older.You go from having kid there everyday to having a kid you see once in a month, maybe once in a quarter, maybe twice a year. That’s one reason I like Arlo And Janis; they have grown older and paralleled my life as I’ve grown older.

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    The key to a happy marriage? Knowing when to stop talking.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    The empty part is weightless.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    He should explain that it’s the clothes that add the weight and that she should take care of that problem…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Gravity, remember gravity…

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Technically, the scale’s reading indicates that she is more “attractive” than she used to be.

    Try that one, Arlo.

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    raincoatrick Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I agree with gammaguy

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    sheashea  over 5 years ago

    Do these two ever leave the house, except for an occasional walk?

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    wknehans  over 5 years ago

    Rookie mistake, Arlo. When she’s up on that scale you dont look, you don’t make eye contact, you pretend you’re not even in the room. Scales are like Las Vegas: what happens while on the scale stays with the scale.

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