Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 29, 2019

You force your opponent away from the chair…

Grab it and move it away from him when the music stops

The force of the butt, a fart.

All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel…

The alien on the left has that expression saying This is even worse than doing anal probes.

You’ll get it in the end.

If you have to ask how to use the Force, you’ll never understand.

Force choke Dirk’s butt. Not sure how that would work but it sounds interesting.

I hope Dirk isn’t a Sit Lord!

Brewster is using the farce.

“The is not the chair you’re looking for…”

‘Force’ him off the chair!

Make Dirk deaf.

Just wait until the day after May 3.

Fire a proton burst into his suit’s exhaust port

Pam’s a little irritable this morning.

“Dirk, I am your Brewster…”

“What does that even mean?”

“I don’t know, somebody already used ‘this is not the chair you’re looking for’…”

How do you use the Force with chairs? I guess Pam doesn’t watch wrestling.

Pam to Dirk: “How much do you charge per hour?”

Apply a force just as Dirk starts to sit.

Superior Sitter – I’d think it’d be more important to be the Posterior Sitter, jus sayin ;-)

Not a problem. The real problem is that as a rule The Force isn’t “with” a doofus like Brewster.

It should be obvious, Pam. You use the Force to cause the chair to turn in your direction the moment the music stops.

Eat some beans! That’s how you use the force!