Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2019

This strip really stinks

Rat, your ol’factory is ugly and stinks

She should be if he’s taking an English quiz after all these years.

Give this test to Gronk. He once tweeted about “soo flay”.

Good ’ol Rat.

Of course it was ugly, that ol’ factory is s_laughter_house.

Better not ask him to define olé.

This is a sentence with the word olfactory.

He should get half a point for creativity and proper use of the apostrophe.

Pig’s been hanging out with Shoe’s Skylar, I see.

Ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha

As far as we’re concerned, Rat isn’t heaven-scent!

Why is pig taking an English quiz?

Who hasn’t thought of this? The first I heard the word, I thought “Smells like an old factory.”

Pig’s late grandpa did wonderful things for our olfactory senses when he came off the spit.

Strange that the left handed dumb Pig would place his pen on his right ear.

“Use ‘bigotry’ in a sentence.”

“When my Italian neighbor came back from visiting the California redwoods, he exclaimed, ‘Mio Dio, that’s a big-a tree!’”

Apologies to any Italians…

The ol’ factory pollution needs an olfactory solution.

Tasty little bacon factory.

I guess all that time in the mud didn’t prepare Pig for that.

Many of those old factories are gorgeous works of art!

Its the winegar vorks.

Once, long ago, in Virginia, my brother misspelled “Indian” as “engine” in a grade school spelling test.

At least he didn’t have to use “horticulture” in a sentence.

Been hanging out with Ruthie?

Annnnnnnnd, it smells bad, too!

And we’re living here in Allentown…..gotta admit…I responded like Pig too! Like Ignatz

Time he was scent back to school. Everybody nose that.

Olfactory? I smell a Rat here!

So THAT’S what the Skunk Works looks like!

..or, this ol’ factory smells

I must admit this made me use the dictionary. Damn, the challenges one must overcome as a reader with non-English background :-)

This comic courtesy of Billy, age 6.

The thirsty hipsters gentrified the ol’ factory into ‘The Ol’ Brew Pub.’

So Pig is a Trump U. graduate. Who would have thought it?

Best spontaneous instance of “use this word in a sentence” was when Dorothy Parker was challenged to use the word “horticulture.” She immediately came up with “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

This Old Factory. Maybe Bob and Norm should’ve considered a spinoff.

The ol’ factory smells.

That ol’ factory is probably in Bridgeport.

LOL Good one!

My sentence would say “I looked olfactory up in the dictionary because I didn’t know what it meant.”

Evidently RAT doesn’t know the meaning either….too funny!

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Oh, sure, Rat—as if you could do so much better! Ha!

I just had a guided tour of my sinuses, pig is right.

Well, Pig isn’t wrong with his usage of “olfactory” …

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Sure is, pig. Where did you learn to draw?