Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 12, 2019

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    GreasyOldTam  over 5 years ago

    He’s a hammer. What could go wrong?

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    The candidate is determined to address the issues and nail down a solution while his mate is going to cut through the red tape of bureaucracy.

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    Frank wanted the position but hammer was afraid of throwing a wrench in the works. Hammer should have picked the guy on the other side of Ernie, he’s all right.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    There’s already a monkey wrench in the works. Now he can get down to the nuts and bolts of the campaign. The one things missing are a spirit level to keep him on an even plane and a box cutter to trim the rough edges.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Only a rock could beat them now!

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    Once they hammer out the details and pencil gets the lead out, it will be time to rock the vote. (I’m just glad there is no sickle, this could have gone a whole different direction.)

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Scissors has to be the VP candidate, as it can only beat paper.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yes… running with scissors is dangerous… shoulda picked the $ sign…!

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    This won’t work no matter which way you cut it.

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    I have a couple of guesses as to what that little guy on the far left is (with the pocket clip). Maybe a tire pressure gauge or a perhaps a battery tester…

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    But it gets too boring if you don’t at least once in a while.

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    Earnestly Frank  over 5 years ago

    If he had an elastic on his finger, he could run with abandon.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    I would suggest that the ticket keep a distance from that running mate.

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