Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 14, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    With great power comes great stupidity.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 5 years ago

    A good lesson on how quantity isn’t always better than brains.

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Calvin should of attacked first then talk.

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    Mr_Cool  over 5 years ago

    “When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk”. Attributed to Tuco (from ‘The good, the bad and the ugly’).

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    and just how was Calvin s’posed to throw three water balloons at Hobbes? he couldn’t just set two down, throw the first, pick up and throw the second, and then pick up and throw the third

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    lucky444  over 5 years ago

    Sploosh Splash Gisshh Fwoosh… Onomatopoeic words are always funny.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 5 years ago

    This one, I really did laugh out loud.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 5 years ago

    Calvin’s trash talk is very detailed.

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    Gary Fabian  over 5 years ago

    …and when he goes back inside, his mom will wonder why he is throwing water balloons at himself

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    An old west analogy, you don’t need six bullets in your gun. Just one.

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    in.amongst  over 5 years ago

    Calvin sure made a splash.

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    SHIVA  over 5 years ago

    The tiger got the gist of the comic strip in the last panel!!

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    Never bring a knife to a gunfight.

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    lee85736  over 5 years ago

    He used “impunity.” I love that word. “I can impugn you with impunity, for you are puny.” (Thank you, Joe Bob Briggs!)

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Hobbes just soaked and burned Calvin!

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    chuckcork1  over 5 years ago

    Deadpool: “Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!”

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Hobbes pours water on Calvin’s inflated opinion of himself!

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The more I read Calvin, the more I am convinced Bill Watterson was a prophet sent to warn us. I find so many current-day correlations to 30 year ago punchlines. Some way more accurate than others.

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    su43dipta  over 5 years ago

    …And nobody’s making zombie jokes, I guess! Brains…

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    BigDaveGlass  over 5 years ago

    Now this I like….

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    In the military there is a concept known as a “force multiplier” which is to use the situation and resources in such a manner to give your forces effectiveness beyond their numerical count.

    In battle the greatest force multiplier is intelligence (in both senses of the word).

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    gantech  over 5 years ago

    Hehehehe…got hosed…..

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    gantech  over 5 years ago

    From the movie Clue:

    Wadsworth: The game’s up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.

    Miss Scarlet: Oh, come on, you don’t think I’m gonna fall for that old trick?

    Wadsworth: It’s not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.

    Miss Scarlet: That’s not six.

    Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.

    Miss Scarlet: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That’s one plus two plus one plus one.

    Wadsworth: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.

    Miss Scarlet: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one… Shut up!

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    Bacon’s revenge   over 5 years ago

    Calvin is gonna spray Hobbes with the hose: he’s mad

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    kathleenhicks62  over 5 years ago

    Love the look on Hobbes’ face at #2. See that and you know Calvin’s going to get a soaking!

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    saje49  over 5 years ago

    Okay, okay. I take back my comment from yesterday.

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    Rasslebear  over 5 years ago

    I really miss Calvin and Hobbes.

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    Algolei I  over 5 years ago

    I’ve seen “Garfield Minus Garfield.” I wonder what “Calvin and Hobbes Minus Hobbes” would look like?

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    meetinthemiddle  over 5 years ago

    I had exactly that exchange with someone during a barbeque water fight once. I played Hobbes. Sadly, we were both adults

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    Aaberon  over 5 years ago

    In the 90s today. A water balloon fight afternoon is starting to sound kinda fun.

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    bobbyferrel  over 5 years ago

    The mouse that roared.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    One may notice that that first panel is the one that was co-opted by people illegally making all of those peeing Calvin bumper stickers…

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    j_crane  over 5 years ago

    doesn’t he have any friends to play with

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    DanWolfie  over 5 years ago

    LOL at Calvin attempting to juggle the water balloons in the eighth panel!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    As a former water balloon lobber, as a young man c. 1963 and a Student-Trainee at the former U.S. Weather Bureau and responsible for weather-balloon tests, I took one home and filled it with water. Of course it couldn’t be lifted. It just sat there and wiggled and jiggled, no matter how big it got, so I painted a nipple on it.

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    starfighter441  over 5 years ago

    MAD? Mutually Assured Dampness…

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    “Know thy opponent”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    MAD? Mutually Assured Deluge…

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    glowing-steak32  over 5 years ago

    You did NOT think this through.

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