Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 29, 2019

He’s the king of the playground!

Looks like Calvin has been going crazy ever since he locked Ros out of the house.

Every school around here has printed guidelines for every contingency from active shooters to crashed airplanes. I can’t imagine why they don’t have anything on T. rex attacks.

“children mcnuggets” ha ha ha !

No detention big enough to hold Calvinsaurus.

“Has anyone seen Flick?”

Did his mother pack his meds in his lunch box, in case he has an episode??

Calvinosaurus megalomaniacus.

He’ll have a saur belly after that lot…

Eat Moe!!

I can see another visit to the principal . And it’s only 9 AM .

Enemies first Calvin then the rest. Moe, Mrs. Wormwood, etc..

What a lunatic!

One of the best. Great lines, “Oh no”, “Pandemonium endues”, “Children McNuggets” and, of course “Giszh”.

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide

Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride

Till I get to the bottom and I eat you again

Not only will Rosalyn have college paid for babysitting him, some day a shrink will put his kids thru college treating Calvin.

“That boy ain’t right.”

Hey, the T-Rex likes the swing too.

Hope he ate Moe first.

And with an imagination like that, Calvin grew up to be Steven King or Steve Spielberg.

I wonder if Calvin grew up to be a Manager somewhere.

Has Calvin finally found a solution to over-crowded schools?

No, it’s only a comic. Now if he had eaten some of the really boring, drones on-and-on teachers…

Nah, that wouldn’t work either. A single Trex is not enough to overhaul the entire school system. Even if he ate an entire board of directors, there’s zillions of them left.

Beats being late from recess because your tongue is stuck to the frozen flagpole.

“Children McNuggets” LOL!

Oh, he saw the line alright.

Since when does Calvin sit in front?

I’m sorry. But I find the most of the Sunday Calvin and Hobbes comics terribly self-indulgent. I just skip them.

I was much older when I discovered what “ironic” meant.

GISZH?

In that second panel, I thought that Calvin had been squished by a dinosaur….lol. I guess the caffeine didn’t work this morn?

a TyrannoCalvinSaurus classic!

Calvin needs a Waldorf School.

first laugh of my day: children McNuggets

At least he didn’t lick the flagpole.

Great drawing today.

Kiddy McNuggets? I’ll have a double order, please.

One of the many reasons I love Bill Watterson’s work is that he is so good at spelling sounds. “Giszh!” That’s perfect!

I love the vivid imagination which all of us have when we are child.

Calvin continues to exhibit his misanthropy. He really doesn’t like being around people.