Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 29, 2019

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    You drank it last night. Besides the Red Bull, we have a case of cream soda and orange fanta left.

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    alien011  over 5 years ago

    That’s something you don’t see every day. A ship with wings.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Should be OK, as long as the ship isn’t a junk built in China.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Note to King…Red Bull gives you wings…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Might as well. Same effect. The boat gets a stain on the bow and floats off to work.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    a ship that can fly as well as float? hmmm…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    Why waste good beverage? Fill the empty with urine and have at it.

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    danholt  over 5 years ago

    Here’s the origin of the practice: http://mentalfloss.com/article/12612/why-are-bottles-champagne-smashed-new-ships

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    saje49  over 5 years ago

    So that’s what happened to that cup of coffee on GOT.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    There’s lots of bull when the king is involved.

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    Airbender  over 5 years ago

    There is a company called Gallywear who makes a “christening bottle”. It is a pre-scored bottle (to break easier) wrapped in a plastic sheet so the glass doesn’t fly everywhere or end up in the water.

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    nopainogain  over 5 years ago

    it’s a ship. it doesn’t need wings.

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    Old Asdirt  over 5 years ago

    I hope you are urinating yourself.

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    One Navy Seal  about 5 years ago

    That’ll turn it into an airplane.

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