Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 28, 2019

The downward part: GREAT. The rest? Hmmmnnnhhhhhhh…

“½…”

Careful Arlo. You’re enjoying this too much for your own health.

Now THERE is a man with a Death Wish!

If she’s concerned about the chicken wing arms from yesterday’s strip, she needs to do triceps pulls.

That’s me doing push ups, or at least thinking about doing them.

Downward.

Push the earth!!

“99, 100! Fine, just fine!”

When lying flat on the ground after attempting a push up, its really bad form to ask “hows it going?”

Cheat, take the bra off.

Face plant.

Arlo thinks the Comfy Janis is just fine. She is having none of that.

Looks like she doing a yoga push-up or chaturanga. It’s a half push-up and harder than it looks.

Not helping…

Push up are a male exercise. Sure we can do it, but better have an exercise that doesn’t call on muscle mass females (usually) do not have.

There are harder pushups. But she is doing it the right way. Not those bouncing ones which really don’t count.

Unfortunately, I am in about the same condition as Janis, maybe worse, and I’m a guy.