Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 05, 2019

One admires his restraint!

Sooner or later this could get sticky with the right/wrong people come around.

3 minutes later…. “Next!”

Ah, Margaret Dumont!

Groucho once asked Chico how much money he’d lost gambling over the years. ‘How much money you got saved up, Groucho?’ ‘I have $5 million in the bank.’ ’That’s how much I lost.’

If you’re going to steal, steal from the greats, like the comedy team of Dumont and Marx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSsUoxlSADk

Playah!

Ad for the Tiger Woods’ School of Dating.

He looks happy. He’s fete to be tied.

Oh. You think this is a celebration. They are calling this the trial of the century.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Okay, forget the “reduce” part but the rest is good.

“Do you save bad girls here at the mission sister”? “Yes we do”. “Then save me two for Saturday night”

Best scene in a Marx Brothers movie. A young pretty girl sobbing all alone on a bench. Up walks Harpo…..he plays the fool, honks his horn, makes silly faces……to no avail…..she keeps crying. Finally he pulls a small flower from his coat and hands it to her. She hugs him as she cries. He hugs her back smiling.

“Nuts to you.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emlxs7_0LEg

Is this his real preference, or can he not get a second date with the same lady?

I’d give anything to be able to join a Gal-O’-the-Day Club.

Wasn’t getting the joke, then I realized I was pronouncing gala with a long a.

" and a good clean shave makes them stop for tea." Burma Shave"…

nice one!!!

why a duck?

I like to save the ones from Tuesday and Thursday so I can have two on Saturday and Sunday. More for the weekend.