Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 07, 2019

Twitter on a stick?

Did you know your commute affects your happiness? Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s off to work we go.

Same Waze. New Stick. Carpool for major impact.

Is that Wiz? Yesterday, he was playing with a dangerous substance…

Beats hitching a ride on a turtle’s back.

But you’re ruining the aerodynamics!

Okay, okay, Just don’t sh#t on my broom.

No . . . My second ex-wife!

Just think of it this way, witch….if he irritates you, you could zap him and have something for dinner!

Aah, the days before TSA.

Bird, you’re gonna get your feathers ruffled! Turn around, and be her hood ornament!

Watch out birdie or you’ll be mixed in a boiling cauldron with eye of newt and bats wings.

Witch way are you going?

Lyft?

Not the bluebird of happiness…

She’s happy to give you a ride if you make a donation to the Committee to Elect Pelosi :)

It’s not hitch hiking if you don’t ask for permission. It’s hijacking.

Know why witches don’t wear panties?

So they can get a better grip on the broom!

“Someone sweep me off my feet

I am not an angel, I’m barely a man (bird)

I’m lonely but I’m here

Baby, understand

Someone sweep me off my feet"

Quicker than a turtle.

Witches Be Loco!