Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 03, 2019

He is paid in ‘tips’…

And don’t mix up the “accident” with the egg rolls. Not that kind of accident? Then never mind.

Humpty Dumpty fell off of wall coverage and egg roll delivery. What could go wrong?

Remember, if he doesn’t work out, Winky will work for spleens.

Someone had to say it…

I read that paper. The problem is, I’m always hungry for news again an hour later.

Old SF novel ‘The Demolished Man’ had a 24 hours news service. A newspaper called ‘The Hour’ that had a new edition every hour on the hour.

With six, you get egg roll.

With two accidents you get free egg roll.

See what happens when the robots are in charge.

Our local newspaper just moved from it’s iconic location of over 100 years to a small office and laid off most of the staff. Technology is a steam roller.

Next week, he sets up a Food Truck to go to Accident scene and sell food & drinks to the Rubberneckers.