Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 26, 2019

What are the odds?… OH!… https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2019/06/26?ct=v&cti=1677370

Rodney is too wimpy to haul in anything greater than 2 ounces.

better stick to the goldfish crackers.

Well of course the fish is correct. It does have the scales, doesn’t it?

What’s with all the fishing comics, this is the third one I read today? (BC and Andy Capp being the other 2)

A little touchy about your weight aren’t you, fishy?

Never try to guess a womans weight. You might be right.

Make a woman happy – make a guess that her weight is at least 20 pounds less than you think. Tick a woman off – make a guess that her age is 15 years older than you think. Sometimes one or the other can be useful.

That’s 16 pounds! Get it right!

I’ve always said there’s a source that suggests gags to cartoonists who are stuck for ideas!

He should be ashamed of himself for hurting her feelings.

that hook makes her butt look bigger

Might as well add this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

And the point is………?

Today’s strip is not intended for people on the metric system.

Hey, fishy, that’s just Rodney. You shouldn’t expect much from him.

Now if it were the Wizard, you might reasonably expect him to know more about Oz.

She’s been on a seafood diet, so she wants credit for her weight loss.

That fish is awesome.