Call his bluff! Start asking him questions while he’s standing there holding onto a live, adult crocodile that could tear off his arm with one bite. “What kind of shoes does he need? Formal, beachwear, running, deck, dress, dancing? Where will he be wearing them? What color do you want? Lace-up, Velcro, step-in, loafers? What materials? Leather? Vibram?” See how long he can maintain the premise.
Came to the right store if it sells Crocs.What size? Must be water-proof. Does a pair of crocodile mean four shoes or must he purchased two sets of two?
kathleenhicks62 over 5 years ago
LOL! When I saw the picture I thought the caption would be something like-“See! If you don’t behave this is what will happen to you.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Taking them at their word, eh? Very sneaky.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Call his bluff! Start asking him questions while he’s standing there holding onto a live, adult crocodile that could tear off his arm with one bite. “What kind of shoes does he need? Formal, beachwear, running, deck, dress, dancing? Where will he be wearing them? What color do you want? Lace-up, Velcro, step-in, loafers? What materials? Leather? Vibram?” See how long he can maintain the premise.
Lecherous over 5 years ago
And make it snappy!
Tentoes over 5 years ago
“This one’s barefoot too?!?!?”
stairsteppublishing over 5 years ago
Came to the right store if it sells Crocs.What size? Must be water-proof. Does a pair of crocodile mean four shoes or must he purchased two sets of two?
rshive over 5 years ago
Does he have four left feet? Or only two?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Minus the lifts please, they hurt my feet
lagoulou over 5 years ago
The croc was fine until he noticed Cousin Joe on the shoe rack….
ayespin over 5 years ago
“Sorry dude … that there’s a crock!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
I love Herman.
Mentor397 over 5 years ago
They should have done a crossover with Pearls Before Swine.
Drbarb71 Premium Member over 5 years ago
PETA would love this one.
Mediatech over 5 years ago
Come back later, he’s swamped.
Pedmar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Crikey!
Jim Kerner over 5 years ago
He needs the Crocks so he can dance the Crocodile Rock!
g.iangoodson over 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/JSAl2-vWIH0
https://youtu.be/ovO6P2f9PCU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_Shoes_II