Pickles by Brian Crane for August 02, 2019

let’s hope Earl doesn’t get sent to the sofa so Opal can remake the bed so late at night.

Green and purple sheets – living on the wild side you two.

“You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night.

You can sleep with the window open wide.

Do anything as long as you’re by my side.

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime."

You Can Eat Crackers In My Bed Anytime Barbara Mandrell

Opal once you are asleep who cares . You will remake the bed in the morning;-)

Opal “I like my sheets nice and tight like me.”

Hmm… Usually you don’t make the bed until you get out of it.

2 twin xl adjustable beds stuck together with your own kind of mattresses and sheets…heaven.

Opal will not admit to Earls comment….smooth it is….

It’s a good thing he worded that very carefully……

Who ever made the mattress so thick that fitted sheets won’t fit should be made to sleep on the floor.

Just like me and my wife, just reversed.

Yea, I hate when the sheet just comes loose and is in a wad and the blanket is touching your skin and there’s a wrinkle in the bottom sheet gouging your hide off. (I’m autistic)

I’m with you pops.

I guess Opal’s never heard of fitted sheets.

I may be old and wrinkly, but I don’t like my sheets that way!

My fitted sheets are too big. I guess they were made for a pillow top mattress.I bought something called “Bed Band” on Amazon that keeps my fitted sheets tight. It was inexpensive and works extremely well.

I like sheets tight and smooth, but apparently that’s impossible to achieve with a Casper mattress.

Reminds Me of My Wife.She always straightens out the bed but when I get in I have to loosen my side up and pull out the covers,because I can’t “Breath” if my feet aren’t exposed and the bedding loose.

I HATE tucked in sheets, especially at the foot of the bed. Always to tucked in, making moving my feet around impossible. I am 6’5" my wife is 4’8" and for the last 46 years(or is it 47, maybe 48?)she has tucked the sheets in tightly, then every time I get in the bed, I have to pretty much unmake my side of the bed.

The wild side of Earl and Opel. Not sure I’m ready for THAT!

Wrinkly just like the prunes you eat, Earl!

As a plebe at Annapolis Naval Academy, my brother had to learn how to make his cot so tight that a quarter would bounce on it. This and other crucial skills are what our future military leaders must master to keep us safe in wartime.

This is my wife’s biggest complaint about the bed. I actually have to get out of bed so she can snug the sheet or she supposedly won’t be able to sleep.