Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 06, 2019

So? Help yourself!

Duh!

Well, there you go!

I love the calls I get where the caller ID is my number. Come on, spammers at least change the last four digits!

“I asked the clerk at the bookstore where the self-help section was. She replied that if she told me it would defeat the purpose.”

sign on a Barnes & Noble (that unfortunately closed last year :(

Apparently my name is Steve and I live in India.

He just can’t help himself.

What’s weird is that when I call the self-help hotline it also goes to his voice mail.

The Lord Helps those that help themselves. As long as they don’t help themselves to things that don’t belong to them

Call God. I’m told he helps those who help themselves.

Welcome to the Personal Relationship Self-Help Hotline.

If you wish to speak to Counselor Narcis Sist, press 1;

If you wish to speak to any other Counselor, press 2;

Sorry, your entry was not recognized; leave your message for Narcis Sist, or press 2 to continue;