B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 07, 2019

From blue to green in one summer.

Improves the taste.

Ha. Just WAIT until someone invents the concept of “water rights.” Then the REAL B*Tching and Moaning will begin……, ;)

Get out! Fish peed in there!

No worries, mates, Earth has it’s own evaporative water filtration system (rain) to keep generating fresh water, so no worries.

Also air. Now you’re really in trouble.

My understanding is that astronauts drink their recycled pee all the time … not a very palatable thought.

Way to pi$$ off the fellas!

In a very real sense, you have enjoyed water that at one time was dinosaur pee.

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

Never, EVER refill your coffee pot downstream from where the horses drink.

Seems like you’re always downstream from somebody’s herd.

I recall an old Jonathan Winters routine where he’s an indian. He comes to a river and stoops to take a drink. Then he rises and says “Hmmm! Buffalo upstream”!

I will remember that when I flush the toilet. Thanks. phooey…

Ewww….just EWWWWW!

So where should we get our water to drink from, the rain barrell?

Why do residents of the Eastern slope of the Colorado Rocky Mountains quietly grin as they flush?

Texas is downstream.

let’s not even get into recycled air and who that’s been in before…

We have the tech to build desalinization plants all along our coasts, but don’t do it. We have the tech to create an Interstate Aqueduct System, along the lines of the Interstate Highway System, to move water from regularly flooded regions to those where water is scarce, but we don’t do it. Fun fact – California did not build water storage facilities because the environmentalists insisted that the drought was the “new normal”, and that it would never end. As usual, their predictions were bogus and so millions of gallons that could have been captured were not.

“Water? Fish p1$$ in it!” – attributed to W. C. (no pun intended) Fields.

Now we know why Wiley hates water so much.

(By the way, I wonder whether beer had been invented as a sanitary replacement for water – it definitely has been used as such for centuries.)