Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 02, 2019

Only after I see what the night will do to my credit-card, do I get that “queasy” feeling.

Check the pocket of the seat in front of you. What? Whaddya mean “not on Greyhound”?

I knew about butterflies in the heart, not bumblebees in the stomach.

“Call me irresistible

call me irrepressible.

Throw in undependable too.

Do my foolish lies, trick you?

Well I’m not too clever I just, nauseate you.

Call Me Irresponsible (modified) Bobby Darin

The scarf and long sleeves remind me of a comedy bit from years ago.

All the other girls are in bikinis and our heroine comes out in an ankle length dress, gloves and a hat. She explains that she’s the sexiest one there, because all the other girls have shown everything, while she’s the only one with any mystery to her. She then takes off one glove and all the men follow her off stage.

Might have been loni anderson, but would not bet on it.

Ummmm did you say queasy or sleezy? Forget the barf bag, if I vomit, it’ll be on her, so she leaves me alooooooone!

Hey lady, take the hint. The guy is Gay.

Probably smells there too. That’ll make one nauseous. “I’ve had the blues……the reds and the pinks. One thing for sure……..Love stinks.” J Giles Band.

How does she get them pregnant?

John, at least she’s telling it straight. But, she can’t be that bad-can she?

Her nickname was Ruby the Roller-coaster; sooner or later, she’d take you for a ride.

I give her props for honesty and optimism. You’ve gotta respect that in a woman.

Wayne Campbell (Wayne’s World Movie):I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

“Darling, have you maybe considered that it’s because your 5-day deodorant pad self-destructed 2 months ago?”…

Nauseated. If something (or someone) is nauseous, it means they cause nausea, not that they have it. Unless you’re implying he smells . . .

No honey. That’s called a criminal offence.

Ohhhh I want a t-shirt that says “free barf-bag with date”

…’cause I speak of the Vomitus of Love.