Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 19, 2019

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    in.amongst  about 5 years ago

    no green, no grass, no other side… yup! we are doomed.

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    Watcher  about 5 years ago

    My wife won’t let me do anything., we’re doomed.

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    Argythree  about 5 years ago

    No, your doctor has no power to prevent you from drinking coffee. He’s advising you. You can pay attention, ignore his advise, get another doctor or take up smoking instead…

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    Dtroutma  about 5 years ago

    Just trying to end insomnia?

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    and that’s the good news.

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago

    mood music to get your ya-yas out… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFGWVKXxm0

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    Think it out if the doctor asks to be paid up-front!

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    Such advice may be detrimental to the economy of Brazil and all the coffee shops and coffee franchises worldwide. On a tangent, when I visited the States it was impossible to get any thing other than black coffee in a milkshake sized container. I drink my coffee this way but not this size. Don’t ask for a “flat white” as you still end up with a milkshake sized black coffee. I have to say that for a coffee aficionado the States is not the place to order coffee.

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    That’s a natural outcome of watching any national news program.

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    Aaberon  about 5 years ago

    This is a PERFECT Monday laugh starter: Thanks! :-)

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    Coffee? YUCK!!!! Nasty Overpriced Bitter Burnt Bean Drippings!

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    clearspotmf  about 5 years ago

    coffee is an aquired taste

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    franki_g  about 5 years ago

    We’ve had some gloom, nice break from August heat.

    Context matters.

    The doom part, well, I’ve been schlepping that boulder since 2016

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    stairsteppublishing  about 5 years ago

    Pity the staff that has to work for the ‘no coffee allowed’ boss, especially on the first day.

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    tripwire45  about 5 years ago

    If you can’t drink coffee, you’re doomed.

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    smgray  about 5 years ago

    My doctor told me to reduce the amount of cups of coffee I drink – so I got a bigger cup.

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    goblue86  about 5 years ago

    No coffee!?!? That’s what I call a death sentence!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Doctors seem to ask you what your favorite thing is and then tell you to give it up whenever you are sick. I think it is less science and more change just to see what happens.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    We’ll be here all week folks.

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    BiathlonNut  about 5 years ago

    Just pity the poor meat and potatoes redneck who gets bitten by a tick and gets a severe, life threatening allergy to red meat.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    All I can say is that unless I reach a state of SFSCL in the morning, I am not a likable person. (That’s Safe-For-Society-Caffeine-Level.) Of course, there are those who say I’m not a likable person anyway. But as long as I’ve my SFSCL, no harm is done.

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    tad1  about 5 years ago

    I don’t care much for Coffee. I prefer tea, which goes down easier.

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    Charlie Tuba  about 5 years ago

    His doctor must be Mormon.

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    ObiJoan  about 5 years ago

    Didn’t anyone realize that “We are doomed” is far worse than being banned to drink coffee?

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    Godfreydaniel  about 5 years ago

    MY doctor won’t let me have sex—at least, not with HER!

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    bakana  about 5 years ago

    Quick, give him Caffeine before he Kills someone.

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    Redd Panda  about 5 years ago

    I worked in construction for many years. A thermos of hot black coffee got me thru many a cold and miserable day. When you’re damp and chilled, that simple cup of joe seems like ambrosia.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    My doctor won’t let me drink grapefruit juice, or even Squirt. :(

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    cwg  about 5 years ago

    A day without coffee is a day without sunshine.

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