Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2019

You should have seen it coming.

I called Miss Cleo once and they asked me for my name. I said “Shouldn’t you already know that?”

You know, I think I’m gonna go down to Madam X

And let her read my mind

She said “That Voodoo stuff don’t do nothing for me.”

Rodney was either being polite or so focused on having his fortune read that he didn’t notice…

Oh, the horror!

a nose like that, you’d be able to see it yourself by crossing your eyes…

Did he bring his lance?

Hey who’s paying who? ;o{

Years ago the message on my answering machine was: "You have reached the home of the world’s greatest psychic; since I know who you are and what you want, hang up now…’

What zit?

She should’ve known she had a zit.

If acne is his worst problem in the future, Rodney should do just fine.

Because no man is brave enough to tell a woman about something like that

Well, that is what you get by looking THROUGH the glass instead of at it.

“What zit to you?”

If Ms. Cleo WAS authentic, she would have known I was going to hang up on her.

Thanks I learnt another word today.

The sphere is nothing but magnifying lens of the person sitting on the other side.

Zit didn’t occur to me!