Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 21, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Or, “That’s your portrait, Dorian Gray.”

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Wow, my mirror does that same thing!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    This latest trend of comics is getting old too and doesn’t even need the app.

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    silverking1953  over 5 years ago

    Every time I look in my mirror, there’s an old man blocking my view!

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 5 years ago

    It’s Loike that joke where 2 women are sitting at a bar and one says “I hope that we never end up like that (points across the bar) you know, 2 old women propping up a bar.” The second one says “uh Diane, you’e looking at a mirror”.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Great way to end the arc!

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When I look in the mirror I wonder,“Who is that old fart and why is he wearing my clothes?”.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    At least it didn’t crack yet….

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ve had that app for years.

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    Darryl Heine  over 5 years ago

    What a way to wrap up AGING APP week.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Zing!!!

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    GreenT267  over 5 years ago

    Just possibly this ‘trend’ is commenting on the modern obsession with apps instead of participating in real life.

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    anomalous4  over 5 years ago

    My 86yo mom, who looks & acts at least 10 years younger, keeps saying she wonders who that old lady is in her mirror. So I sent her this one, saying maybe it’s not a mirror after all, it’s that aging app!

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    Gerard:D  over 5 years ago

    From the Delusional Dept.™ : My mirror makes me look younger.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I must have a smart mirror – mine does that everyday.

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Gazing at oneself too long says a lot about the ID.

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    Hippogriff  over 5 years ago

    I don’t need one; I have my driver’s license. It looks like they found my body in a field, two days after I died.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    And that app works very, very slowly!

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    edreajr  over 5 years ago

    Oh, lordy! This is one of the VERY few ’toons that actually made me “laugh out loud”. Congratulations, Mark!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Every time​ that I look in the mirror,

    All these lines on my face getting clearer:

    The past is gone.

    It went by, like dusk to dawn."

    And as we all know, growing old is a pain, but it still beats the alternative.

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    tinstar  over 5 years ago

    How did he get MY mirror?

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    Widdershins  over 5 years ago

    Love this series. :)

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    WDD  over 5 years ago

    I remember in “Back to the Future” when Marty McFly arrived in the 1950s, entered his future high school, and saw a faculty member who was bald in 1985. He said, “Didn’t he EVER have hair?”

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