Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 09, 2024

and spend the money on medicine for injuries? why!? o_O

A shoo-in to keep the numbers in check

Apparently she has so many she doesn’t miss them.

Shelley’s wife breaks his glass frog collection whenever she get a chance. It’s nice when couples enjoy a hobby together.

Going to need a bigger table.

My Mother repeatedly tried to throw out Dad’s ugly wide neckties. She’d discover them back in the closet maybe 6 months later.

There’s a story behind that one unmatched shoe. Perhaps the other is still stuck in the floor grate at the Bait Tackle & Beaver Men’s Lodge.

13 shoes could be un lucky for Shelly.

What’s funny is that Shelley has always lived alone and never married.

Imelda is not pleased.

And where is Wifey while all this is going on? Out buying shoes…

One of those pointy things is going to end up in Shelly’s behind. Let’s watch….

I don’t think Lila would be interested.

I think this all stems from having a girly name. Deep resentment to nice things for girls/ladies.

Got to wonder about the missing shoe, could be it’s the one in the rose bush that missed his head after the last tête-à-tête

And she keeps grabbing them and bringing them back in.

If this doesn’t work, Shelley should sell she-shoes by the seashore.

I could be rich.

Good morning Balladeers!

Every used shoe you buy comes with a free dose of foot fungus.

And, The right price, he’ll sell your sole too.

Oooooooooooh! I’ll take the fuzzy ones! :)

I know some women would never miss them. My wife would not let me sell her shoes, even when she could no longer walk. Go figure.

(wife’s name Imelda by any chance??)

Ferdinand Marcos should have tried that.

My friend’s son put 20 pairs of shoes of his daughter’s in a box. She never missed them

and shelley’s wife never suspected something was afoot…

Don’t worry, she’ll buy more.

At least he isn’t wearing them anymore