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I’ll never lie to you. I’m dumping you because you’re smarter than I am.
(True story: I got sacked from two different jobs for this very reason. Not explicitly, of course, but I knew.)
Is this guy running for President, too?
“And his pants are on fire. Ooh I like him soo much!”
In the words of our Founding Fathers ’It’s not a lie if you really believe it.’
This is a plot from EVERY single soap opera that’s ever been and will be.
He’s a smooth talker and she knows it….but she still dates him….
Snow White was kicked out of the realm for sitting on Pinocchio’s face, saying “Lie to me! Lie to me!”
John, you’ve capture male-female relationships in a nutshell here. Brilliant!
How can you tell? Is it because he’s not looking at you?
He never had sex with that woman.
You know he’s lying, His lips are moving….. be sides woman’s faults are few. men have only two. everything they say and everything they do.
Never gonna tell you lies.
Never gonna make you cry.
Never gonna say goodbye.
Or hurt you!
OK. I won’t lie. That dress DOES make you butt look big. Huge. ENORMOUS!
Smarter than she looks.
Funny, that guy doesn’t Look like Prez. Bonespurs
Serial bridegrooms like 45 and Newt Gingrich helped make this the new normal.
“Now lying WITH you is another matter”…
June 21, 2014
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 5 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/ill-never-lie-to-you/
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GreasyOldTam about 5 years ago
I’ll never lie to you. I’m dumping you because you’re smarter than I am.
(True story: I got sacked from two different jobs for this very reason. Not explicitly, of course, but I knew.)
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Is this guy running for President, too?
Gent about 5 years ago
“And his pants are on fire. Ooh I like him soo much!”
Differentname about 5 years ago
In the words of our Founding Fathers ’It’s not a lie if you really believe it.’
Ontman about 5 years ago
This is a plot from EVERY single soap opera that’s ever been and will be.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
He’s a smooth talker and she knows it….but she still dates him….
ajr58 about 5 years ago
Snow White was kicked out of the realm for sitting on Pinocchio’s face, saying “Lie to me! Lie to me!”
mourdac Premium Member about 5 years ago
John, you’ve capture male-female relationships in a nutshell here. Brilliant!
GoComicsGo! about 5 years ago
How can you tell? Is it because he’s not looking at you?
J Short about 5 years ago
He never had sex with that woman.
viking-riverrat about 5 years ago
You know he’s lying, His lips are moving….. be sides woman’s faults are few. men have only two. everything they say and everything they do.
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Never gonna tell you lies.
Never gonna make you cry.
Never gonna say goodbye.
Or hurt you!
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
OK. I won’t lie. That dress DOES make you butt look big. Huge. ENORMOUS!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
Smarter than she looks.
buckman-j about 5 years ago
Funny, that guy doesn’t Look like Prez. Bonespurs
dsjwriter about 5 years ago
Serial bridegrooms like 45 and Newt Gingrich helped make this the new normal.
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
“Now lying WITH you is another matter”…