Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2019

People don’t think too highly of you either, rodent boy.

who wouldn’t want an app like that?

Possible thunder “Rat” storm with a hail of impertinence

Does that forecast include Alabama?

Funny thing, if you go looking for idiots you’ll always find them, but if you go looking for good, honest people…you’ll still find idiots!

If it can’t find idiots, then you are today’s idiot.

Better grab your dumbrella. It’s really stupid out there today.

I tried one of those once. It just gave me the skunk-eye and said, “Where ever you go, there you are.”

Isn’t that the same forecast for every day?

Needs an App update: Schlepper Detector!

I want one of those!

Activate that app ANYWHERE inside the Washington D.C. Beltway, and your phone would explode!!

California would be the analogue to the Great Red Spot for that app.

Well Rat opinions are like Butt-Holes everybody has one ! … Croc Power !

I need this for work

It’s too people-y out there.

does this app have color radar?

Skip the cafe and go directly to the pub.

The older I get, the more I like to be alone!

Cool.

If I had that app I could have stayed home in bed today. It has not been going well and it’s early!

All the “idiots and morons” you bump into are your fellow travelers in this world.. other human beings trying to navigate this life as best they can with the limited information we have about what it is… what it means.

Not much of an app. I could predict that by myself. An app that pointed out such people would be invaluable.

I used to be a “people person.” But people cured me of that. And I need no app for that. It’s much nicer being a curmudgeon.

I ZAP the app.

it would sure be handy

Croc’s are feeling left out. MORE CROCS!

Aren’t they all idiots and morons?

If only

I definitely need that app.

“… Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.”

I’m tired of Rat bring back the crocs

The app is subscription based at $24.99/week, still contains ads, won’t work with a VPN, and crashes after 8 seconds or less. The developers are still gonna be billionaires.

Ahh, so a storm front’s moving in from the Oval Office then, eh?

Yeah, morons do tend to be gusty.

What’s an app .. ? ..

Good one!

Really? Who gives a Rat’s app?

Isn’t that called a " social media platform"?

If you need that app, the answer will always be “no”.