Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 11, 2020
June 10, 2020
June 12, 2020
Transcript:
Man: I'm gonna go get th' gang! Hey, Lughead, wanna go to th' Chok-lit shoppe for a malted? Man: Nah, I got plenty of munchies right here, Randy... Man: Regis! Wanna go to the Chok-lit shoppe? Man: No way, babe! I'm goin' to th' disk-o-tekke! Got my hair just right... Man: Bobbi, wanna go - Girl: Sorry, Randy, I've got band practice, model congress, and four AP exams tomorrow. May tonight between pilates and power yoga. Woman: A malted? All those carbs? Saturated fat? Refined sugar? Are you kidding me? Besides, I ate yesterday. Man: Mr. Leathertree! It's th' gang! They've all changed! Man: For goodness sakes, Randy, you've been in high school for thirty years! Go get a job or something! Man: Oh well, Ox, at least you still hang out at the Chok-lit shoppe. Hamhock: I'm subbing for Ox while he's in steroid rehab. Maltacchino? Randy's Digest.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Made me work my brain to put the original names back on!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Really good lampoon.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
Next season of Riverdale looking good.
silverclaw33 over 4 years ago
It’s not Riverdale until somebody is murdered.
StoicLion1973 over 4 years ago
I remember some of those crazy Arch—I mean, ‘Randy’ concepts from the 90s and later: Randy Meets the Punisher, Randy Gets Married, Zombie Randy, etc. And now a TV show, let’s just call it ‘Glendale’. I haven’t seen the show – because I outgrew Randy and his pals years ago – but the actress that plays not-Veronica is gorgeous!
artheaded1 over 4 years ago
I love classic Archie comics! I think “Lughead” should go hang with Shaggy in the Mystery Machine
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 4 years ago
I hate “gritty reboots”…and “Riverdale” is the worst. Archie having an affair with Ms. Grundy? Are you effing kidding me?
I love Archie comics, even at my undisclosed age! Why can’t people leave well enough alone?
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Memories!
Display over 4 years ago
I liked Randy best in those Machete films.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 4 years ago
“[I]n high school for thirty years”? Try seventy.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well done. I’d actually take this over that stinking cesspool of a tv series called “Riverdale.” Archie comics sold their soul to Hollywood over that one! 20 minutes in to the first episode and I said: “This isn’t the G rated comic book characters I remember!
silverclaw33 over 4 years ago
Get off my lawn!