Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 18, 2019

It will fly through the Fink’s bedroom window, while he is taking a, nap.

Is he Trick-or-Treating the Fink?

was wondering what Cucurbita was, so I looked it up…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucurbita

unrealistic . he gives measurements with metric units only !

It’s the attack of the flying pumpkins!

This is not science. Science would involve having a hypothesis to predict how far it would fly and verifying it.

How far she flies is too easy. Let’s see how flat she splats!

Daaaaaavid Letterman!

Science can be very crazy at times.

The Wiz should visit Chagrin Falls in the Autumn…they smash pumpkins in the street and ride them down the hill….an annual event….HEY WIZ! Aim that NE

Myth busters showed us all that science can be a blast. Usually by blowing something up. Loved that show.

Pumpkin chucking is the reason, the sophisticated people of California and New York. Look down on us Mid-westerners as country bumpkins. Well one of the reasons. They just don’t understand us. That is why, we are called the fly over States. They don’t want to associate with us simple folks. But we do have fun.

Be sure to wish the Huns a Happy Halloween.

Pumpkinado!

https://www.punkinchunkin.com. My favorite ‘science’ event!

If a 10 kg pumpkin travelling at 30 km/h on an arched trajectory hits a stationary King of Id, how long will the Wizard be stuck in the dungeon?

Somehow it just doesn’t roll off the tongue like “punkin’ chunkin’”. Curbita flingin’ ?

Halloween pranks during the medieval ages were brutal!

Flying pumpkins have a short, glorious lifespan.

Only a scientist would record width and height, which should have a third-decimal place effect on distance due to air resistance; an engineer wouldn’t bother…

That is how you turn a pumpkin into a squash.

At the Wrightstown Village Renaissance Faire in Bucks County, PA, we mostly use cantaloupes with our trebuchet.

Is he aiming for the castle? The Fink will not be amused.

It’d fly farther with a trebuchet.