Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 23, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “I didn’t think you could get blood from a Stone either, but then I met Keith Richards.”

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Try beets next time.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    And don’t even get me STARTED on kale!!!!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The turnip’s disinformation program worked!!!

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    You don’t seem to be bothered by juice from grapes.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    Try gravenola.

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    boniface22  almost 5 years ago

    Try a beetroot or a blood orange.

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    richardmosa  almost 5 years ago

    Try a vegan instead of trying to go vegan.

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe he should get a job with the IRS.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Vlad the in-kaler…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    BLah BLah, BLah, I’m finally drinking blooooood!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    She experienced a suck-cession of silly gibberish.

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    redback  almost 5 years ago

    you should bleed the freak instead; what I get its like blood from a stone

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 5 years ago

    Move to where cannabis has been legalized. Then you can get blood from the stoned. (And when you turn into a bat, you can really fly high.)

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    Troy  almost 5 years ago

    Well, you could limit your diet to vegans who do easy turnips.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Vladina, that guy’s mouth is all on one side of his nose, best beware.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Give it time; following current trends, some lab somewhere will develop artificial blood made from plants.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My Missile Wing had an Evaluation shop that showed a mailed fist squeezing a turnip, out of which flowed a river of blood. The motto read: “The Hell We Can’t!”

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    You can’t get blood from a rock, either, and though it’s close, the turnip is a tad easier on the fangs, if it’s cooked.

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